Damien Martyn in trouble

[SpaceMonkey]

Not again Marto!!!

Marto to star in a mobile phone ad campaign in 5...4....3....2......

 

[Son Of Coco]

For a man who's retired Marto stills spends a lot of time playing in the 'V'.

 

[_Ed_]

 

[andyc]

For a man who's retired Marto stills spends a lot of time playing in the 'V'.

Sounds like he still enjoys keeping it nice and tight too.

 

[G.I.Joe]

Stop slandering a fine upstanding man of society.

 

[Uppercut]

Sounds like he still enjoys keeping it nice and tight too.

I wouldn't say that.

 

[UncleTheOne]

i fully agree with eclipse here. martyn has never been known for n e thing mailcious. let alone as serious as this. i hope he gets cleared.... as i couldn't imagine him doing this sort of thing. he barely even sledges on teh field. if this is true i'll be completely awestruck. i just hope for his sake and his wife to be that these are false allegations.

that's brilliant, can i use it?

but seriously love, how could i??!?! i mean i don't even sledge when on the cricket pitch, so how on earth could i possibly be getting my end away with another bird?

 

[Son Of Coco]

Sounds like he still enjoys keeping it nice and tight too.

Now you mention it, I do recall him standing erect and taking a screamer in the gully on the odd occasion.

 

[burr]

Speaking of Marto, is burr still around? I haven't seen her for a while but as CW's resident Marto groupie I'd be interested in her thoughts. That, and she's just a generally good poster.

Ha ha, I just found this.

Yes, I am still around, and quite offended to be classified as a ‘groupie’. Nonetheless, my thoughts are…I’m not surprised. But then I have never been a fan of (nor have I been particularly interested in) Martyn’s personal life. My love for Marto lies – it always has and always will lie – in the beauty of his stroke play (waiting for not-so-funny lame puns). Anyone who has an interest extending beyond the mercenary in Australian cricket in this barren age will miss the artist at no. 4.

Having said that, there is a child involved. Thus if true, the innocent party has hopefully learnt her lesson. Don’t marry cheating wa*kers. Even if they are beautiful to watch.

 

[The Sean]

Fair enough, I'll try to choose my words better next time.

Good to see you're still around though.

 

[Richard]

Oh I am glad we all have that sorted.

Richard thinks he is a **** and was an ordinary test cricketer.

Yes, indeed. Well observed.

 

[Richard]

Don’t marry cheating wa*kers.

Wankers isn't filtered TBH, but **** is.

 

[Precambrian]

Wankers isn't filtered TBH, but **** is.

****? That's ridiculous.