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[NZTailender]

Lois: (Walks into bedroom and hears Peter laugh.) Peter? I know you're in here.
Peter: Yes I am Lois... (High pitched) But where?
Lois: Peter, if you shock me, I swear to God I'm leaving you.
Peter: You have to find me first Lois. (High pitched) Where could I be?
Lois: Well there's a Quonset hut that I've never seen in this room before. I gotta figure you're in there.
Peter: How do you know, Lois? I could be in that New York Style magazine kiosk.
Lois: Peter, this all looks very expensive.
Peter: Yes, you might say it was... shockingly expensive.
Lois: I'm going to try the Quonset hut. (Peter comes from behind and shocks her.)
Peter: (Laughs) I was in the bathroom. The hut and the kiosk? Decoys, Lois, decoys! (Laughs and runs)


Lois: Peter, you've been sleeping with that money for the past week. Don't you think it's time we did something with it?
Peter: Buy a bolt and shut that trap of yours?
Lois: What?
Peter: What?
Lois: Because I had an idea. Remember when we first got married?
Peter: And I said what would it feel like to be a bear.
Lois: No, no, no. I'm talking about that dream we had, Peter, remember? We tried to open that restaurant and we never quite got it going.
Peter: Yeah, we got shut down because of my exploding cupcakes. (Cuts to scene where a couple is sitting.)
Gerald: Hmm, I hope these taste as good as they look. (Takes a bite and head explodes.)
Woman: (gasp) Gerald!
Peter: (Walks by.) He he he, the secret is in the frosting... but I'll never tell.


One of the best episodes. Slays me everytime.

 

[Craig]

 

[luffy]

He'll get mugged.

 

[andmark]

 

[Richard]

Golf.

 

[Richard]

 

[Precambrian]

 

[G.I.Joe]

2 girls 1 cup

 

[NZTailender]

Woah guys, don't test the forum too hard now, it might not take the strain!

 

[G.I.Joe]

2 girls 1 finger.

 

[G.I.Joe]

4 girls fingerpaint

 

[G.I.Joe]

8 girls no cup

 

[G.I.Joe]

2 girls 1 cup

 

[Pratters]

 

[Precambrian]

 

[Precambrian]

Remembers of the trump card game which was such a craze in the mid 90s

 

[Precambrian]

England Vs West Indies 1st Test

Played at Headingley, Leeds, on 6,7,8,9,10 June 1991 (5-day match)

GA Gooch	c Dujon b Marshall	34	61	49	6	0	69.38
MA Atherton	b Patterson		2	22	16	0	0	12.50
GA Hick		c Dujon b Walsh		6	51	31	1	0	19.35
AJ Lamb		c Hooper b Marshall	11	55	37	1	0	29.72
MR Ramprakash	c Hooper b Marshall	27	142	103	4	0	26.21
RA Smith	run out			54	135	88	7	0	61.36
RC Russell	lbw b Patterson		5	45	29	1	0	17.24
DR Pringle	c Logie b Patterson	16	111	73	0	0	21.91
PAJ DeFreitas	c Simmons b Ambrose	15	43	34	2	0	44.11
SL Watkin	b Ambrose		2	14	9	0	0	22.22
DE Malcolm	not out			5	41	31	1	0	16.12
Extras		(lb 5, w 2, nb 14)	21					
					
Total		(all out; 79.2 overs)	198	(2.49 runs per over)

 

[Pratters]

Remembers of the trump card game which was such a craze in the mid 90s

Haha yeah. Still have the cards some where in the house.

 

[Precambrian]

Good to see they still exist. Might as well try get one.

 

[G.I.Joe]

I'll never look at chocolate ice cream the same way again