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NZTailender

I can't believe I ate the whole thing
Lois: (Walks into bedroom and hears Peter laugh.) Peter? I know you're in here.
Peter: Yes I am Lois... (High pitched) But where?
Lois: Peter, if you shock me, I swear to God I'm leaving you.
Peter: You have to find me first Lois. (High pitched) Where could I be?
Lois: Well there's a Quonset hut that I've never seen in this room before. I gotta figure you're in there.
Peter: How do you know, Lois? I could be in that New York Style magazine kiosk.
Lois: Peter, this all looks very expensive.
Peter: Yes, you might say it was... shockingly expensive.
Lois: I'm going to try the Quonset hut. (Peter comes from behind and shocks her.)
Peter: (Laughs) I was in the bathroom. The hut and the kiosk? Decoys, Lois, decoys! (Laughs and runs)


Lois: Peter, you've been sleeping with that money for the past week. Don't you think it's time we did something with it?
Peter: Buy a bolt and shut that trap of yours?
Lois: What?
Peter: What?
Lois: Because I had an idea. Remember when we first got married?
Peter: And I said what would it feel like to be a bear.
Lois: No, no, no. I'm talking about that dream we had, Peter, remember? We tried to open that restaurant and we never quite got it going.
Peter: Yeah, we got shut down because of my exploding cupcakes. (Cuts to scene where a couple is sitting.)
Gerald: Hmm, I hope these taste as good as they look. (Takes a bite and head explodes.)
Woman: (gasp) Gerald!
Peter: (Walks by.) He he he, the secret is in the frosting... but I'll never tell.


One of the best episodes. Slays me everytime.
 

Precambrian

Banned
England Vs West Indies 1st Test

Played at Headingley, Leeds, on 6,7,8,9,10 June 1991 (5-day match)

Code:
GA Gooch	c Dujon b Marshall	34	61	49	6	0	69.38
MA Atherton	b Patterson		2	22	16	0	0	12.50
GA Hick		c Dujon b Walsh		6	51	31	1	0	19.35
AJ Lamb		c Hooper b Marshall	11	55	37	1	0	29.72
MR Ramprakash	c Hooper b Marshall	27	142	103	4	0	26.21
RA Smith	run out			54	135	88	7	0	61.36
RC Russell	lbw b Patterson		5	45	29	1	0	17.24
DR Pringle	c Logie b Patterson	16	111	73	0	0	21.91
PAJ DeFreitas	c Simmons b Ambrose	15	43	34	2	0	44.11
SL Watkin	b Ambrose		2	14	9	0	0	22.22
DE Malcolm	not out			5	41	31	1	0	16.12
Extras		(lb 5, w 2, nb 14)	21					
					
Total		(all out; 79.2 overs)	198	(2.49 runs per over)
 

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