well it's two pages worth so I'm not going to write everything but I'll try to include as much as I can - some brain dead work is always good after a day of churning out essays...
The criteria for making the exiles XI:
-still have to be playing in a professional league
-some not included however because they have not played first-class rcicket in recent years: thus no Cairns or Parore
-also included players who have "retired" but would be capable at the highest level
Craig Spearman
Age 36
Test/FC average: 26.34/38.25
blah blah blah... even though he was a bit suspect at international level, when he fires he will get this side off to a flier.
Matthew Sinclair
Age 32
Test FC average: 32.55/46.75
Only player selected still available for the Black Caps. Has opened before; if he gets in could bat for two days. Selectors would tell Sinclair his place was secure for the medium term, giving him confidence to bat for freedom.
Stephen Fleming
Age 35
Test/FC average: 40.06/43.87
Even though he might face the new ball early he was the best at it anyway; will score consistently because he is class.
Goes on for the same vein for the rest of the players... I just realised I couldn't be bothered typing that out.
Head to Head
TOP ORDER
NZ: Redmond, How and Ryder have no test centuries between all three; Ryder has the most impressive record but they are all vulnerable; How must be one of the few batsmen who look better at the start than when they're set.
Exiles: an element of feast or famine but Fleming is a calming influence (and over 7000 test runs). If Spearman bats for an hour chances are he'll have 40; if Sinclair bats for two then chances are he'll bat for nine.
Edge to the exiles
MIDDLE ORDER
NZ: Two right handed dashers in Taylor and McCullum and backed up by Flynn who has big shots but does a lot of blocking in-between. If McCullum and Taylor get in they will hurt but it hasn't happened enough to be scared.
Exiles: Plenty of class in Vincent, Styris and McMillan but only Styris was ever close to consistent. Statistically they'd fancy their chances of outscoring their opposition.
Edge: exiles
ALL ROUNDERS
NZ: Oram and Vettori have every right to lay claim to allround status (Oram sporadic with the ball however) as can McCullum
Exiles: Marshall is a keeper for the purpose of this exercise and Adams has not been prolific enough with the bat to warrant true allround status.
Edge: NZ
SPIN BOWLING
NZ: Vettori can be nullified if you're prepared to play out maidens while the jury is still out on Patel (and Redmond
) However, there are a fair few egos who would fancy their chances against Vettori, playing into his plans
Exiles: Paul Wiseman: sucks
Edge: NZ
SEAM BOWLING
NZ: no cutting edge when Martin injured. You'll get maximum effort from O'Brien and he'll get wickets just as bowling machines sometimes do. Mills might woble the odd ball around and winkle one or two out, while Oram will keep it tight.
Exiles: Bond and Tuffey will be a real handful bowling first but watch for any grimaces... when these guys get injured, they break.
Edge: exiles
Fielding:
NZ: How much underrated; Oram is terrific in the deep; Taylor is turning into a decent slipper; Patel is capable of good stuff; Mills was once good but seems to have lost pace and O'Brien has to be hidden. McCullum is terrific.
Exiles: Marshall should be OK as seamers will do most of the bowling. Vincent and Sinclair can also keep as well as being excellent fielders. Fleming and Styris have great hands but this is an ageing team.
Edge: NZ
LEADERSHIP/EXPERIENCE
NZ: Vettori is leading from the front but it's too early to tell whether he's a great. You have to presume he will gain a bit more autonomy post-Bracewell. Few senior players to fall back on.
Exiles: Fleming was NZ's most successful captain. Experience all over.
VERDICT
Tight one to call but the exiles win if they win the toss and bowl first, with Bond and Adams landing the fatal blows. Even with Vettori bowling last the target will be too small to defend.
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I got quite lazy and paraphrased most of it but there's the gist of it