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***Official*** New Zealand in Bangladesh

Athlai

Not Terrible
That Aussie one must be high.

"Want to see the tail go for it."
"Gully has to watch out, its going right to him this ball."
etc etc

Dumb ****. Didn't hear him ***** when the Bangers were going at around 1 an over.
Do they honestly think we want to listen to these ****s?
 

Somerset

Cricketer Of The Year
That Aussie one must be high.

"Want to see the tail go for it."
"Gully has to watch out, its going right to him this ball."
etc etc

Dumb ****. Didn't hear him ***** when the Bangers were going at around 1 an over.
If CricketWeb ever has a battle for worst commentator, Bruce Yardly must surely be a chance to take it out. Not sure why Danny Morrison gets so much time on the air either, hes so out of touch with New Zealand cricket now and was never that great a commentator to start with. As for the rest, its difficult to understand them half the time, and the other half that you can actually understand is hardly informative anyway.
 

Craig

World Traveller
That's it. I've had enough. I'm officially not caring about the Black Caps anymore. I've supported this useless ****ing rabble through some tough times (mid-1990s springs to mind) but this performance ranks a 10 on the heartless scale. As cricketers, you're alright - but as gutsy sportsmen, you're up to **** all. There is absolutely no pride in their performance - they could all die in a plane crash for all I care.
Rant of the week for mine.
 

99*

International Debutant
Why is Danny Morrison giving batting advice?

And how did Patel get an average of 22?
 

Athlai

Not Terrible
Stuck around thats all he needs to do IMO. Half an hour is decent, if O'Brien can muster something similar we could limp even closer.
 

Somerset

Cricketer Of The Year
Stuck around thats all he needs to do IMO. Half an hour is decent, if O'Brien can muster something similar we could limp even closer.
Yup, partnership of almost 30 for the ninth wicket so can't really complain about that given the circumstances but still, very disappointing to see another wicket fall to a part time bowler. Fingers crossed O'Brien can hold up an end tomorrow and Vettori can add at least another 25 or 30 runs.
 

Polo23

International Debutant
**** me...it's times like these when you wish you werent a kiwi.

I cannot believe how ****ing **** our useless piece of **** batsmen have been. We batted just like Bangladesh. Bangladesh gave us a great example of what not to do on that pitch, and then we did the identical thing, but just to really **** off all New Zealand supporters, we did it about 10 times worse.

We are going to lose a test match to Bangladesh...BANGLA ****ING DESH!!!

McCullum is really starting to **** me off also...for all his promise he rarely delivers. And today was a perfect opportunity to bat us out of trouble, and he plays one of the most ****ing terrible shots I have ever seen. He should be shot for that bull****.

Flynn, Redmond and Ryder can **** off to. I'd rather see Skippy, Cumming and Fulton back in the side after this bull**** performance. Cumming should have never been dropped in the first place.

**** them...**** them all. They don't deserve to be international sportsmen. Greedy pricks.
 

pup11

International Coach
**** me...it's times like these when you wish you werent a kiwi.

I cannot believe how ****ing **** our useless piece of **** batsmen have been. We batted just like Bangladesh. Bangladesh gave us a great example of what not to do on that pitch, and then we did the identical thing, but just to really **** off all New Zealand supporters, we did it about 10 times worse.

We are going to lose a test match to Bangladesh...BANGLA ****ING DESH!!!

McCullum is really starting to **** me off also...for all his promise he rarely delivers. And today was a perfect opportunity to bat us out of trouble, and he plays one of the most ****ing terrible shots I have ever seen. He should be shot for that bull****.

Flynn, Redmond and Ryder can **** off to. I'd rather see Skippy, Cumming and Fulton back in the side after this bull**** performance. Cumming should have never been dropped in the first place.

**** them...**** them all. They don't deserve to be international sportsmen. Greedy pricks.
Jeez, Chill bro, Black Caps are anything but out of this game, of course they are in a bit of a tight spot, but there is no reason they can't still win this test, all they need to do is bowl Bangers out cheaply the 2nd time around and bat a lot better then they did in the 1st innings, of course all this is easier said then done, but if you are an optimistic Black Caps fan you can always pin your hopes on Bangers throwing it away.

Still have to say from the looks of it Black Caps have really been poor so far and Bangladesh have kind of outplayed them in every department, btw we aren't getting this game here on telly, so just wanted to ask is the pitch a dust-bowl??
 

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