Archived [19/01/09] Battrick

[chaminda_00]

Haha Willetts (remarkable/proficient) just took 4/32(7) on very defensive to run through a exceptional/exceptional batting line up for 74. Jeithoon took one wicket. Best game.

Jaffna Jets New Model Army
Top Order: superb exceptional
Middle Order: remarkable exceptional
Lower Order: woeful abysmal
Seam Bowling: wonderful masterful
Spin Bowling: sensational proficient
Fielding: mediocre respectable

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Massive lol @ f00lins. Lost 3 OD games in a row.

 

[roseboy64]

Figure I should have a go at this again. Someone link me to a tool that helps with the training and stuffsies.

.............

 

[Dead Badger]

Honestly, dude, you've got no reply because:

a) most people have lost interest in the game,
b) all the tools have been linked to three squillion times here, and
c) Battrick's own site has a "links" section which links to everything you'll ever need.

Just because I'm nice, though, I use Batman to monitor my squad and Jargon's stuff for training, stadium, FA and PR management.

I have also been known to sacrifice a chicken or two, hence my great run of results this season. I only used a chicken because I couldn't get near to Mick Hucknall, though. F*cker needs to die.

 

[alternative]

I use Atstumps these days tbh.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

I use my brain. Works wonders.

 

[Dead Badger]

That old thing? How do you know where it's been?

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Generally in my skull for the last 22 years iirc.

 

[Dead Badger]

You've only got your brain's word for it.

 

[roseboy64]

Honestly, dude, you've got no reply because:

a) most people have lost interest in the game,
b) all the tools have been linked to three squillion times here, and
c) Battrick's own site has a "links" section which links to everything you'll ever need.

Just because I'm nice, though, I use Batman to monitor my squad and Jargon's stuff for training, stadium, FA and PR management.

I have also been known to sacrifice a chicken or two, hence my great run of results this season. I only used a chicken because I couldn't get near to Mick Hucknall, though. F*cker needs to die.

Ahh thanks. Haven't been in here in a while so out of the loop.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

6. Nigel Dylan - 22 yo, BT Rating=62,380
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, mediocre batting form, superb bowling form, energetic fitness.
An attacking player with superb leadership skills and proficient experience.
Stamina: competent Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: exquisite Concentration: exceptional
Bowling: worthless Consistency: woeful
Fielding: feeble


Ends his training (except stamina). Gun.

 

[EARLOBE]

Going to be such a gun. How long until the BT season ends? I want to pick up another couple of bowling trainees, then the season after I'll start playing again.

Grady Hussein - 17 yo, BT Rating=19,655
LH Batsman, LFM Bowler, strong batting form, strong bowling form, fatigued fitness.
An attacking player with abysmal leadership skills and worthless experience.
Stamina: proficient Wicket Keeping: woeful
Batting: worthless Concentration: competent
Bowling: superb Consistency: proficient
Fielding: feeble

 

[NZTailender]

2 weeks? Or 3. Not sure.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

There's 2 weeks of games plus at least 2 weeks of offseason.

 

[andyc]

Connor Potgieter - 21 yo, BT Rating=86,392
RH Batsman, RM Bowler, strong batting form, respectable bowling form, energetic fitness.
A destructive player with superb leadership skills and feeble experience.
Stamina: superb Wicket Keeping: woeful
Batting: worthless Concentration: competent
Bowling: exquisite Consistency: sensational
Fielding: respectable

 

[Bobisback]

One day I'll have an Exquisite player

2. Howard Wilkinson - 17 yo, BT Rating=15,215
LH Batsman, LF Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, invigorated fitness.
A cautious player with feeble leadership skills and abysmal experience.
Stamina: respectable Wicket Keeping: feeble
Batting: strong Concentration: respectable
Bowling: worthless Consistency: worthless
Fielding: abysmal

5. Gene Brinkhuys - 19 yo, BT Rating=34,648
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, respectable batting form, superb bowling form, invigorated fitness.
A steady player with feeble leadership skills and feeble experience.
Stamina: mediocre Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: wonderful Concentration: superb
Bowling: worthless Consistency: woeful
Fielding: feeble

A fairly meh week.

 

[nibbs]

2 pops...

Daniel Winters - 18 yo, BT Rating=18,236
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, mediocre batting form, superb bowling form, lively fitness.
A steady player with woeful leadership skills and abysmal experience.
Stamina: proficient Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: mediocre
Bowling: quality Consistency: competent
Fielding: abysmal

Richard Chiume - 17 yo, BT Rating=9,137
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, worthless batting form, superb bowling form, energetic fitness.
An attacking player with feeble leadership skills and worthless experience.
Stamina: proficient Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: proficient Concentration: competent
Bowling: abysmal Consistency: abysmal
Fielding: worthless

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Will be the last time I ask geg "Which one of these ****s do you reckon will get to 100 first?"

Last Wicket: Dylan c. Fry b. Daniels 99 (FOW: 242/3)
Last Wicket: Conn c. John b. Daniels 99 (FOW: 251/4)

 

[NZTailender]

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

And that's the end of the match. fletchers11 won by 1 wickets.
Central Districts 270-10
fletchers11 271-9

**** off you piece of ****.

49.3 	4	Lambert to Robertson
 	 	That ball got what it deserved.
48.6 	4	Holt to Clay
 	 	It flies between cover and mid off and long off's efforts to cut it off are in vain.
48.5 	4	Holt to Clay
 	 	Thrashed through the off side by Clay. The power and placement was excellent and Herd has no chance of cutting that off.

It's not like these are sensational and exquisite bowlers bowling to worthless batsman... oh wait.....
I don't have a problem with tailenders nabbing a few, what I do have a problem with is that my tailenders never, ever nab a few. So frustrating.