*Official* Rookie Signings thread

[Smudge]

Love you, Smith...

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Also, I don't have Volters on msn

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Dead to me.

Haha, hold up. I changed my mind.

 

[Smudge]

Haha, hold up. I changed my mind.

Email me on fruitipootang at hotmail dot com - can't use msn at work

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Haha, not sure if I should take that email seriously. Then again, it is you...

 

[Smudge]

Haha, not sure if I should take that email seriously. Then again, it is you...

You might get an email back offering to make your penis bigger, but it will be genuine.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

You might get an email back offering to make your penis bigger, but it will be genuine.

Trav regretting not approaching Smith as I type.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

[B]Name			Forum Name		Bat Type/Bowl Type	Bat	SR	Bowl	Econ	Field[/B]
Matt J. Smith		Voltman			Tail Ender RHB/RMF	11.00	72.00	29.58	4.02	15

RMF my hairy backside. More like RVerySlow alongside my raw, express pace.

:Heads back to the reserves bench:

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

CW Black offer Burgers(that's your new nickname now, you don't have a choice) a contract.

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

CW Black off Burgers(that's your new nickname now, you don't have a choice) a contract.

Sounds like you're ordering a hit.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Blame it on me currently watching Underbelly.

 

[Burgey]

Blame it on me currently watching Underbelly.

Happy to accept this offer, though not the hit.

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Cricket Web Colts

[U]Yngve A. Fjermestad[/U]	Flying V		Confirmed

Cricket Web Blue

[U]Sam C. Morris[/U]		PhoenixFire		Confirmed

Cricket Web Black

Cameron R. Burge	Burgey			Confirmed

Cricket Web Red
Cricket Web Green

Available rookies:

[B]Name			Forum Name		Bat Type/Bowl Type	Bat	SR	Bowl	Econ	Field	Email[/B]
J. Alexander O'Driscoll	biggie			Middle Order RHB	41.00	61.00	-	-	27	ajhampster at hotmail dot com
Sudeep Popat		Sudeep			Middle Order RHB/LS	25.00	90.00	26.00	4.00	21	spopat at engr dot ucr dot edu
Shaun R. Macqueen	bring it on		Lower Order LHB/LS	12.29	76.23	28.11	3.30	15	shaunus-macqueenus at hotmail dot com
Andy Pimpkins		Jakester1288		Middle Order RHB/RF	38.00	51.00	30.00	2.50	12	leagueandcars at hotmail dot com
Nathan B. Spinks	Spinksy			Tail Ender RHB/RMF	4.00	30.00	22.00	2.50	18	Spinksy_1996 at hotmail dot com
Tom Delonge		AVA			Middle Order RHB/RF	36.00	80.00	50.00	5.00	21	hindmarsh_penguin_11 at hotmail dot com
Arsalan R. Sarwar	arsalan660		Middle Order RHB/LS	35.00	87.00	31.00	4.50	18	legendkiller345 at yahoo dot com
James A. Robertson	Lordeman		Opener RHB/RM		39.00	50.00	84.00	2.20	15	jrobe234 at gmail dot com
Dylan H. Cole		Retox			Middle Order LHB/RM	35.94	65.00	42.32	4.00	18	retoxnz at gmail dot com
Bee A. Storer		Storer			Middle Order RHB/LFM	41.00	73.00	31.00	3.50	21	korn_rule227 at hotmail dot com
Ged King		eglezdzdiyd		Middle Order RHB/LS	41.00	98.72	45.00	3.50	15	gerardisnow attelstra dot com
Rusty Downpipes		Rusty			Lower Order RHB/RF	15.00	55.00	24.00	3.50	12	russel_c at aapt dot net dot au
Andy E.K. Maina		andruid			Lower Order RHB/RMF	10.00	35.00	30.00	3.50	15	kimemiaandy at yahoo dot com
Kieran D. Horton	Flem274*		Tail Ender RHB/RMF	3.00	25.00	25.76	3.80	6	horton dot family at xtra dot co dot nz
Matt J. Smith		Voltman			Tail Ender RHB/RMF	11.00	72.00	29.58	4.02	15	We all have him on MSN

Cricket Web Red has 24 hours to name their pick and the player will then have a further 24 within which to confirm.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Isn't it Morkeh's turn, then ours again?

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Stop making an ass of me, Smith.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Stop making an ass of me, Smith.

You'll never silence me!

 

[Nate]

Please do explain how Black were so hard done by the salary cap. Eager to know.
And when you're done, explain how Black managed to cope without re-signing the CW contracted players. Oh wait...

Drama queen.

Haha Camps. Chillllllll

 

[Nate]

Happy to accept this offer, though not the hit.

Burgerssss. Welcome mate.

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Haha Camps. Chillllllll

Naaah. Can't stand quiet mornings.