I am a CW moron !!

[Sanz]

I think Vettori, Giles, Macgill, Price, Kaneria, Harbhajan are all better spinners than Anil Kumble.

 

[Don]

shivnarine chanderpaul is the best batsman ever in world cricket because i say so. whu else can wink at square leg umpire and still hit the ball.

lara is the worlds luckiest batsman cuz i say so.

glenn magrath is a chucker bcuz i still live by the former rules.

shoaib akthar should be able to run in from the next state if he wants to cuz i said so.\

and if u dont like wat i say i will still not care what you think

 

[King_Ponting]

shivnarine chanderpaul is the best batsman ever in world cricket because i say so. whu else can wink at square leg umpire and still hit the ball.

lara is the worlds luckiest batsman cuz i say so.

glenn magrath is a chucker bcuz i still live by the former rules.

shoaib akthar should be able to run in from the next state if he wants to cuz i said so.\

and if u dont like wat i say i will still not care what you think

Good logic you have going there...

 

[Legglancer]

im afraid i have to cpmpletely disagree there.

So Do I

 

[vic_orthdox]

Good logic you have going there...

Someone needs to read the whole thread...

Or put the polka-dot "sarcasm" hat on.

 

[SJS]

Brilliant stuff all round on this sudden revival of this "moronic" thread. Don is absolutely tremendous in
whu else can wink at square leg umpire and still hit the ball.

 

[Don]

inzamam is the ***iest man alive.and he is also santa claus.whu else has a belly llike that and is known all around the world

 

[SJS]

I am a CW moron !!....
want to know why ?

1. I think Tendulkar is highly over rated ....
becuase by saying so I dont have to stretch much to prove why Lara (or my other presiding deity) is the next thing to God almighty.

2. I think Lara is highly over rated....
because it somehow refutes the claim of those who claim that Tendulkar is.

3. I think Murali is a cheat....
because it clearly states the case for Warne being the greatest spinner on the planet.

4. I think Warne is no where near being the best leg spinner of all times....
because that somehow justifies the claim of Murali in the all time world team.

Q5. I think those who say Shoaib should cut down his run up or run in slowly building up speed have air between their ears ....
because to me it sounds like they are criticising Shoaib, his bowling, his attitude, his being a Pakistani, maybe even his parentage.

Q6. I think those who disagree with me on anything dont know anything about the game....
because I say so !!


you are all invited to add to this list

I like this thread starter and i think the time has come to add to this list. Who wants to give it a go ?

After this we may have a thread called,
I am an intellectual snob !

or better still..

Long Live Intellectual Dishonesty

but we digress.

So. I am a CW moron !! because.........

 

[LongHopCassidy]

Warnie lost us the Ashes because he dropped Pietersen on 17 at the Oval!

 

[SJS]

What fun we used to have

 

[stumpski]

Yes, I've just been enjoying it - hadn't seen it before as it pre-dates me (and quite a few other regs I imagine)

Just one to add:

Whenever England loses a series to Australia ... it's time to scrap county cricket

 

[Langeveldt]

I like 20 over cricket!

 

[jammay123]

boooo

 

[funnygirl]

Amazing thread .


All subcontinent batsmen are flat track bullies ,so atleast 10 runs should be taken away from their averages .

Subcontinental bowlers are so lucky that they are so used to those conditions .

 

[GIMH]

Steve Harmison is the best bowler in the world on his day

 

[Chubb]

All black Zimbabwean cricketers are not as good as the white players they replaced for political reasons

 

[Langeveldt]

Steve Harmison is the best bowler in the world on his day

Haha yeah, hate it when people say that.. It's like saying "Jason Gillespie is the best batsman in the world on his day" If you happened to have been saying it when he hit that 200 against Bangladesh..

 

[LongHopCassidy]

Andrew Symonds will never, ever, ever be Test-class because:
1. He capitalises on chances
2. I think he's a **** bloke from his TV interviews and on-field posturing

 

[Burgey]

Anyone who scored any runs post-January 2001 is automatically inferior to anyone who ever picked up a bat, in any country in the world, during the 1990s.

 

[SJS]

I like 20 over cricket!

Just love .. nothing stronger ?