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Hayden calls Harbhajan an obnoxious weed

KiWiNiNjA

International Coach
All I can do is lol at this thread. Things have got out of hand. I think both sides are as guilty as each other.

I hope we can just all learn to get along :)
 

Smudge

Hall of Fame Member
All I can do is lol at this thread. Things have got out of hand. I think both sides are as guilty as each other.

I hope we can just all learn to get along :)
I think the cricketing world would be a lot more pleasant place if players and supporters adopted the stance of those below:






What??? Oh, the monkeys. Right...
 

duffer

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Agree with the above.

Rumours doing the rounds that Hayden was gassed to the hilt for the interview. Not that it's an excuse, of course.
:laugh: Oh god, doing interviews while on the cans? I thought these guys were proffesionals.
 

Son Of Coco

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Even this stance would be OK

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate ooh
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it, don't you tell me your full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter , it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are a cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food like it's some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it (prr)(burp)

You better listen, better do what you're told ooh
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole ooh
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you have for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, (woohoo) eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken,(woohoo) have some more pie (woohoo)
It doesn't matter , it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana,(woohoo) have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
 

KiWiNiNjA

International Coach
Even this stance would be OK

Inzi quickly moves his had to hide his crotch as he accidently pees in his pants.
Luckily he realises he is wearing the Pakistani Pee-coloured uniforms, and quickly withdraws his hand with a sigh of relief.
 

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