How to win Matches? New guide book for Australians
Sure, Australia is a good team and they have some of the best players there and are having some great run of victories under their belt. But does it make them really invincible?
Yes, a 100 times yes. See how...
Ever since Steve Waugh became their captain, a new secret guide book on how to win matches is strictly enforced by the Australian Cricket Board. It is some what like this.
1. Always play to your full potential
2. Play most of your matches in Australia
3. Draw maximum advantage of pitches, no matter how dubious it could get
4. Use sledging tactics while bowling
5. Don't hesitate to spit on players, if it comes to
6. Humble the opponents with non cricketing tricks
7. Fix up matches and fix up Umpires
8. Play on, you are not out even if clean bowled to a clean ball
9. while feilding don't hesitate to pick catches off the turf and appeal
10. Slow down the over rate if threatened by good showing by opponents
11. Bowl all six deliveries on the leg side so as to avoid getting hit
12. If Umpires don't rule opponents out use your descretion- declare him yourself
13. Don't forget, you have the full backing by board
What if you loose despite all this?
Naaaaaaaaah! this will never happen at all. The formula here is a fool proofed one.
Still, if you loose, call it a match fixed by the opposite party and the teams did not play in the spirit of the game.
Good luck.
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