If we are going to go at 2 an over shouldn't we be wearing whites. England thought they would bat first because they remembered how they chased here the last game thinking that any team would also find it hard chasing.
Enter Smith and de Villiers - England take note - this is how you chase, or this is how to bat in one day internationals . Attack the bowlers, good balls or bad balls. No we stand there like frightened rabbits. Power plays? They don't apply to us in as much Vaughan forgets to let the umpire know when he has taken one and when batting we must be the only ODI team that don't use them at all.
Will Australia go at 2 an over against this same SA bowling attack? No they are not idiots. If their openers get out they have enough depth in their batting not to worry about it. They can even afford 4 fast bowlers plus an all rounder. We have to rely on two and an all rounder because we have to have pack the side with batsmen.
Bowling plan for de Villiers - all bowlers to bowl wide as he has got out playing wide balls in the past. Doesn't matter they are only chasing 150 just carry on bowling wides and look like fools who are unable to bowl straight.
What Mahmood is doing opening the bowling when he doesn't even open for Lancs I'll never know. 28 from 2 overs? Do the bowlers ever think for themselves or just bowl to some ridiculous plan. 14 off an over? Next over I would bowl 6 yorkers and see how the batsmen do. Sorry yorkers are only for death bowling. I forgot that.
Batsmen coming down the wicket, how about aiming for their head.
Well done South Africa. Make the most of it. You won't find such easy pickings again.
Time for the England team to return to their counties. New coach, captain and team.
We have another game coming up on Saturday and should play -
1 Flintoff
2 Bell
3 Strauss (c)
4 Collingwood
5 Pietersen
6 Dalrymple
7 Bopara
8 Nixon
9 Broad
10 Plunkett
11 Anderson
leaving Vaughan, Joyce, Mahmood and Panesar out.
Now I have had a good moan I can go to bed.