Headlines You Want To See During The WC

[Richard]

WOOLMER'S DEATH NOT LINKED IN ANYWAY TO ANY SHADY INFLUENCE WITH ANYTHING TO DO WITH CRICKET - AT ALL

If only we were to read this, the WC would be a lot happier than it is right now.

Indeed.

Was hoping we'd see something like this somewhere in here when I saw this thread had been dug.

 

[Smudge]

KEMP SWITCHES ALLEGIANCE

Moves to the Netherlands. Wants to smoke Bermuda's David Hemp legally.

Ever thought of being a headline specialist for the Sun, irfan?

 

[irfan]

Ever thought of being a headline specialist for the Sun, irfan?

Haha thx. I'd prefer the skull though, more prestigious than tabloid fare.

 

[Matt52]

World Cup Final delayed after 45minute Watson Pose

The world cup cricket final will be resumed tomorrow after Australia's Shane Watson took a wicket and then proceeded to pose for a record 45 minutes.. Watson went through his entire routine,... "The Rocky".. The Superman".. And something he entitled.."The Lusty Dribbler".... Watson said he had been working hard at his routine while and he was proud of his perfomance.. He noted himself as his inspiration. Watsons epic self expression session came to a close after the media became bored and left the ground... Watson then returned to the changing rooms citing confusion over his "motivation" as the reason.

 

[Richard]

Your namesake Matt Currie'll like that-'un.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Ignore.

 

[adharcric]

INDIA WINS WC

Cricinfo's Indian journalist fools billions by posting his online stick cricket results

KEMP SWITCHES ALLEGIANCE

Moves to the Netherlands. Wants to smoke Bermuda's David Hemp legally.

Nominated.

 

[Richard]

Ignore.

 

[RhyZa]

Sri Lankan Team Fail Drug Test

 

[Tom Halsey]

FAN HITS THE ****
-South African skipper attacked by spectator

Know it's old, but didn't see it.

 

[Trigger_Tiger]

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Fort built for the safety of the Indian cricket team!​

After crashing out horrendously from the Cricket World Cup 2007, a fort for the Indian cricket team was built in an undisclosed location in India yesterday. The fort’s steel columns are each 50 foot in thickness made with the strongest of steel money can buy. The concrete walls of the fort are each a hundred foot thick!

The location is kept undisclosed for the safety of the players. Sachin’s Ferarri, is however parked outside the safe abode. It is the emergency getaway vehicle should a life-threatening problem arise!

This should save the Indian cricket team from being harmed by a billion supporters!

 

[Richard]

It'd be funny if it weren't so tragically true...

 

[FBU]

ANDERSON BRINGS UP HIS 100 WITH DOUBLE HAT-TRICK

 

[Trigger_Tiger]

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It'd be funny if it weren't so tragically true...

 

[Athlai]

India Stays!

-Leverock Crushes Bangladesh

Bangladesh opened the batting and got a relatively imposing score of 284, with only Dwayne Leverock holding the tide going for the impressive figures of 6/31.
Bermuda's chase fumbled early on, and were at 140/8.
Leverock hit a maiden century in 42 balls to secure Bermuda's victory.


Ganguly sends Leverock gift basket p4-7

 

[Trigger_Tiger]

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India Stays!

-Leverock Crushes Bangladesh

Bangladesh opened the batting and got a relatively imposing score of 284, with only Dwayne Leverock holding the tide going for the impressive figures of 6/31.
Bermuda's chase fumbled early on, and were at 140/8.
Leverock hit a maiden century in 42 balls to secure Bermuda's victory.


Ganguly sends Leverock gift basket p4-7

.....the last bit with Ganguly was hillarous !!!!!

 

[Smudge]

Carlisle thanks Bermudan cricketer for inspiration to re-release 1980s hit
- "I feel the earth move" remix makes platinum.

 

[Richard]

You plainly mean King and 1970s there...

 

[Smudge]

No I don't. Do you have to try and make an argument out of everything?

 

[Richard]

No. Just calling it as I see it. Belinda Carlisle did not have a hit in the 1980s with I Feel The Earth Move - Carole King did in 1971. Carlisle's nearest was I Feel The Magic.