Headlines You Want To See During The WC

[Johnners]

Harmison returns home early from watching World Cup
- "I just got too homesick watching the game at the pub."

haha top stuff

 

[pakster]

Pakistan Win World Cup

CricInfo hire more imaginative headline writer

 

[PhoenixFire]

PONTING FAILS GENE TEST

-Traces of chimpanzee DNA found in Australian captain's sample

-"Ooh, ooh, aah, aah." says Aussie skipper

Good one

 

[pup11]

Afridi tells the whole world that "I close my eyes as soon as the ball leaves the bowlers hand".

 

[Barney Rubble]

Pakistan Win World Cup

CricInfo hire more imaginative headline writer

 

[Dick Rockett]

PONTING FAILS GENE TEST

-Traces of chimpanzee DNA found in Australian captain's sample

-"Ooh, ooh, aah, aah." says Aussie skipper

We've been vindicated, claim CWers

 

[FRAZ]

Awards controversy heats up !
by: reuters-{r}
Famous journalist Fraz Waraich blasts at Archie Mac upon occasional distribution of I*** award to some weired newcomers . Waraich said that "It is going to make the awards worthless one day ". He further said that " There should be a proper criteria for this category and a person with at least 1000 non-spamming posts or a person with at least 9 months on-site experience should be deemed eligible for this prestigious honor. For the record Mr Waraich holds the world record in this category .

 

[Kriketer]

India Annihilated by Boom Boom Massacre!

Canada shocks the world by beating England and New Zealand!

Kangaroos Jump back to Australia before Super 8 qualification!

 

[Richard]

India Annihilated by Boom Boom Massacre!

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[Dravid]

"Fan caught throwing Aloos at Inzamam Ul Haq"

 

[Craig]

Pakistan Win World Cup

CricInfo hire more imaginative headline writer

On fire today.

 

[luffy]

Warney gets called up fo one last match

 

[Smudge]

Wham! Kallis whispers move to No 1.
- Jacque hints at opening spot during hushed interview after training.

 

[Slow Love™]

HAIR RE-INSTATED FOR SRI LANKA VS PAKISTAN FINAL
Shabbir, Malik and Murali in Fifteen Degree Face-Off - Afridi Dares Umpire to Catch Pakistan Bowlers Tampering

 

[Barney Rubble]

Wham! Kallis whispers move to No 1.
- Jacque hints at opening spot during hushed interview after training.

 

[andmark]

England capture world cup with unbeatable 6 every ball.

 

[PhoenixFire]

England capture world cup with unbeatable 6 every ball.

Andmark you legend

 

[Smudge]

Dwayne not so Bravo
- "I sleep with a nightlight" admits Windies allrounder.

 

[BoyBrumby]

FAN HITS THE ****
-South African skipper attacked by spectator

 

[Richard]

That might be funny if your anti-Graeme Smith tirade hadn't got boring about 5 years ago...