West Ham sale
I was emailed this:
West Ham tablecloths - suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time - £4.99
West Ham video - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 minute video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan - £12.99
West Ham banner - Comes complete with interchangeable slogans: "Roeder OUT", "Pardew OUT ", "Curbishley OUT", "Let me out", etc - £15.00
West Ham condoms - Come in sizes from "Little Nigel" to "Big Shaka", ideal for the pricks in the Bobby Moore Stand - £0.75 for life time supply
West Ham bra - One for the ladies. This Bra, in team colours, comes with good support but no cups - £14.99
West Ham 'Ladies' towels - The 'Matthew Upson' sanitary towel, complete with instructions, "In for a week, out for a month" - £1.00 each
West Ham keeper's gloves - A must for any fan at the back of the stand or near the corner flags to catch any shots the lads may have at goal - £8.99
West Ham League directory - An item for the more discerning fan, This quality publication gives detailed directions to every Football League ground in the country . A snip at just £25.00
West Ham lipstick - As worn by the players. Ideal for kissing goodbye to the Premiership - £0.99 each