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Your Sledges?
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Son Of Coco
Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Not a sledge, but something funny some of the guys on my team do is to act like the ball's coming to them quicker than it is at the non-striker's end on a run-out chance. A few batsmen have dived for no reason to a chorus of laughter.
Also:
When a batman's tied down:
'He's a turtle boys...he's gone into his shell'.
'He's losing concentration here...he almost played a shot at that one'
and lots of questioning whether a player was only in the team due to his father being there too after he played and missed 15 times etc etc. Nothing hilarious stands out.
Also:
When a batman's tied down:
'He's a turtle boys...he's gone into his shell'.
'He's losing concentration here...he almost played a shot at that one'
and lots of questioning whether a player was only in the team due to his father being there too after he played and missed 15 times etc etc. Nothing hilarious stands out.
andmark
International Captain
I don't KNOW any. At least a publess bastard can spell.
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Pup Clarke
Cricketer Of The Year
If you're good enough you'll not need to sledge.
Jammy Dodgers
Cricket Spectator
I don't really sledge at least not against anyone in a friendly but if there are no options and the batsmen is a real dickhead the i use this line:
wen the batsmen comes out and takes centre he'll have a look around n i'l be in 2nd slip. wen he looks around at the fielders and lookin for gaps I'l shout out. "yh take a good look around coz you won't be there long"
wen the batsmen comes out and takes centre he'll have a look around n i'l be in 2nd slip. wen he looks around at the fielders and lookin for gaps I'l shout out. "yh take a good look around coz you won't be there long"
spunbowler
Cricket Spectator
i remember one of my team mates batting once and getting loads of runs behind square, the bowler said to him, what you batting with mate a bar of f***ing toblerone.
once playing against hartlepool this opening bat was scoring a load of streaky runs of my sons bowling ( he is a quick ) all down past third man whistling through the slips, anyway, when kirk went out to bat this opener says to him i bet you wish you could bat like me kirk, kirk quick as a flash says i do look at the worn edges on my bat, ( he was only 15 at the time )
once playing against hartlepool this opening bat was scoring a load of streaky runs of my sons bowling ( he is a quick ) all down past third man whistling through the slips, anyway, when kirk went out to bat this opener says to him i bet you wish you could bat like me kirk, kirk quick as a flash says i do look at the worn edges on my bat, ( he was only 15 at the time )