2 off
first one, a few years ago we played against a team in the durham senior league in a cup match, there pro at the was clive butts the west indian, anyway it was a 20 over match, so being a pinch hitter (slogger) i suggested to the captain to put me up the order, which he duly did, first ball tried to sweep him and top edged one onto my grill, recovered from that, next ball gave him the charge, cleaned up big style middle stump out of the ground.
the other one was when i was captain of our second team (wolviston) we were playing at northallerton, lovely saturday afternoon, turned up a bit late, no time for team talks etc etc, went out, won the toss, elected to field, the rest of the troops came onto the pitch selected everybody for a fielding position, gave the new ball to one of our quicks, just about to start play, the umpire called me over and said " terry you have 12 men on the field " there was a few cry off's during the week, and i had selected one too many
apologied to one of the junior lads and started the game!!!!