Your best cricket sledge

[33/3from3.3]

say what you will but im not 5
and seeing as i pointed out it was sarcasm you'd think i know what it means

 

[James_W]

He was being sarcastic
but as you're irish i dont spose you know what that means

omFG U IA DIRESPECTG DA IRISSSS YUS IN BIG *** HOME IRA WIL SHOT UR HED NOW!!!!!!

Grow up you stupid child, completley unprovoked attack.

 

[LongHopCassidy]

say what you will but im not 5

You're 14, which is worse.

(Smugness at own 15-ness )

 

[luckyeddie]

He was being sarcastic
but as you're irish i dont spose you know what that means

Careful....

 

[DJellett]

"This team's like a lizard - they're two thirds tail!"

 

[nick58]

"Ive seen better batting in the shower"

"You make more runs on the toilet"

they go allright

 

[Demon43]

Batsman Plays and misses "poking at it like his first root boys"

 

[Brock Freeman]

there good, what about

"Easy wicket here boys, he's about as nervous as a pedophile at a wiggles concert"

 

[pako007]

"This team's like a lizard - they're two thirds tail!"

Nice one !

 

[pako007]

"he`s driving but got no license he will get caught"
"where`s the batsman ?"
"what is this guy doing with pads and a bat in his hand?"
"even stuart broad hits his target more often"

 

[jimbles]

funniest I heard was when we played this team who had identical twins. Our bowler took the first twin out for a golden duck, and his twin brother was in bat next. Our wicket keeper said

"Aye up lads, he's back for another duck!"

Was funny at the time because it just confused the twin brother...

alas he was better than his bro

 

[chyickenkeev]

good ones are always letting the batsmen know how annoying u r

like....." oh mate, hows ur mum?"
or....."i saw ur dad down the pub yesterday."

both crap

but they work

 

[jimbles]

you could just simply do this to piss them off:

when you rub the ball by your crotch area, hold it out towards the batsman and say

"smell your mum"

 

[Jarquis]

Bowl him a cake; see if he can cut that.

When fielding in close; just under your breath after a big play and miss. "Hey bada bada swiiiiing" followed by "Strike 2".
Gets a few glares.

 

[Jarquis]

** Swinging like a 60s disco

 

[chyickenkeev]

w

giv him a rope, letts see if he can pull it lol

 

[Howzat1]

my favourites

he won't get a girl with a pull like that

he won't be a cleaner it a sweep like that

not great but good for my level

 

[chyickenkeev]

wont be a taxi with a drive like that
wont be a butcher with a cut like that
wont be a fisherman with a hook like that

 

[James_W]

wont work in a boulangerie with a french cut like that

...

 

[Smudge]

"He won't be a stand-up comedian with sledges like that."

Guess you guys hear that one a fair bit...