You know you are obsessed with cricket when...

[nightprowler10]

When you've single handedly popularized cricket throughout most of your school and single handedly started a school team, much like Amir Khan in Lagaan , and enrolled your team in the inter-school season and 2 tournaments and organized a Police-Student game and found your team a coach (just a teacher/supervisor in reality)... and to top it off, won your team there only game of the season with your part-time offspin when in reality you're an opening batsman and a medium-fast bowler.

I've been trying to do that at my job for ages. Well done Turd.

 

[Turbinator]

I've been trying to do that at my job for ages. Well done Turd.

Cool, but it is a much harder task to accomplish at the workplace than at the school. But yeah goodluck with it.

 

[Days of Grace]

When you device a complex cricket ratings system and rate EVERY player that has scored either 500 runs or taken 40 wickets in the history of the game. Then you post your top 100s on cricketweb.

 

[Xuhaib]

When you've single handedly popularized cricket throughout most of your school and single handedly started a school team, much like Amir Khan in Lagaan , and enrolled your team in the inter-school season and 2 tournaments and organized a Police-Student game and found your team a coach (just a teacher/supervisor in reality)... and to top it off, won your team there only game of the season with your part-time offspin when in reality you're an opening batsman and a medium-fast bowler.

Good going bro.

 

[NUFAN]

When you device a complex cricket ratings system and rate EVERY player that has scored either 500 runs or taken 40 wickets in the history of the game. Then you post your top 100s on cricketweb.

Do you have a link for this?

 

[Perm]

Do you have a link for this?

Top 100 Test bowlers
Top 100 Test batsmen

 

[Son Of Coco]

- When the total price comes up on the checkout at the supermarket you scream "HOwzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

 

[Son Of Coco]

When you name your children "Off", "Middle", and "Leg"...and they're girls.

 

[Steulen]

When you watch videos like this and pride yourself on being able to name pretty much each batsman and bowler.

Meh. How they can make such a film and not include the Dale Steyn dismissal of Michael Vaughan is beyond me.

Does that qualify me as a cricket nut?

 

[Pup Clarke]

Meh. How they can make such a film and not include the Dale Steyn dismissal of Michael Vaughan is beyond me.

Not sure what you're watching because "that" ball by Dale Steyn to Michael Vaughan is their at 1.05. Has to be just about the best ball I've ever seen. Maybe the Waqar yorker or the Wasim ball to Croft would come close.

 

[andyc]

Not sure what you're watching because "that" ball by Dale Steyn to Michael Vaughan is their at 1.05. Has to be just about the best ball I've ever seen. Maybe the Waqar yorker or the Wasim ball to Croft would come close.

Haha yeah, was going to say. Hell of a ball though.

 

[Pup Clarke]

Hell of a ball though.

No batsmen in the history of the game could have played that ball.

 

[Craig]

When you convince your company that productivity will actually go up if they agree to show the WC Final in a large conference room over the projection wall.

Ditto.

No revenge for those Murali jibes?

- When the total price comes up on the checkout at the supermarket you scream "HOwzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

 

[Perm]

- When the total price comes up on the checkout at the supermarket you scream "HOwzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

When you name your children "Off", "Middle", and "Leg"...and they're girls.

Haha, brilliant.

 

[Perm]

Meh. How they can make such a film and not include the Dale Steyn dismissal of Michael Vaughan is beyond me.

Does that qualify me as a cricket nut?

Not sure what you're watching because "that" ball by Dale Steyn to Michael Vaughan is their at 1.05. Has to be just about the best ball I've ever seen. Maybe the Waqar yorker or the Wasim ball to Croft would come close.

Haha yeah, was going to say. Hell of a ball though.

No batsmen in the history of the game could have played that ball.

Woah, what a ripper. Vaughan must've been on that video at least five times.

 

[Steulen]

Not sure what you're watching because "that" ball by Dale Steyn to Michael Vaughan is their at 1.05. Has to be just about the best ball I've ever seen. Maybe the Waqar yorker or the Wasim ball to Croft would come close.

I blinked

 

[Son Of Coco]

When you shave your bikini line and tend to it until it has all the characteristics of the wicket your favourite team is playing on next...

 

[Craig]

When you shave your bikini line and tend to it until it has all the characteristics of the wicket your favourite team is playing on next...

TMI.

 

[Steulen]

Ftmi,fm

 

[alternative]

When your four-year old little girl supports the West Indies to wind you up during the latest Test/T20/ODI series

She supported Oz during the Ashes as well, because they had a 3 on their shirt, and that's how old she was then.

Haha what a smart kid.