The best time was when Pothas and I played for our village 3rds.
I was asked to bat at 5 despite never having met any of the team before or shown up to any training or whatever. Pothas, despite actually being known to some of them, and having had a lot more cricket experience than me, was put in at 7 for some reason.
Anyway, for 40 or so of the 50 overs of our team's batting innings the two old bloke openers basically just stayed in and blocked, scoring very slowly, before then both randomly deciding to start slogging, and holed out immediately.
I came in to bat with the captain (who was a very red faced rotund man who did not really seem to be aware of his surroundings). He walked over to me and said "Don't worry mate, just stay with me, I'll take charge of the strike". Next ball he ballooned it straight up in the air and was out.
Next over started with me on strike. Went for the big cover drive and hit it right out of the middle. Unfortunately the bloke at mid-off stopped it with a great dive. Bloke I was batting with turned down the single for some reason. Next ball I went for the exact same shot and was caught behind by the WK. Out of 0.
Pothas in. Remember watching him hit a nice on-drive for 1. Think he finished 1*.
Then despite having a crap total overall the other team took ages to knock it off, meaning we had to spend ages in the field just waiting for them to get it, because most of our bowlers were literally children and so there was no chance of getting them out. Fun memories.