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Who should play cricket?

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psxpro

Banned
I was just thinking yesterday while watching a snoop dog video that, wouldn't it be hilarious if this guy was in whites playing test cricket?
Which famous players do you think should play cricket and what should they do?
Lets make the best 11 of people that are famous in other things but would be funny playing cricket.


Here it is, Captain and leg spinner fo the team Snoop Dog. He is also handy down the order batting at no 9. When he bats he sometimes is heard sledging "Drop it like it's hot" to fielders.


 
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The Baconator

International Vice-Captain
psxpro said:
BTw how do I post pics so that they actually show up without you having to click the attachment?
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For that you can use image code and typee the URL in there. If it's your own picture you can put it on an image hosting site.
 
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psxpro

Banned
Superstar no 2. Former WWF/WWE Superstar-

THe rock

The Rock is the opening batsman in the team and as the name would suggest He is the Rock of the batting line up. Very hard to dismiss. He has the power to hit big but doesn't, as He Always Knows his role. He is known to be motivational in the dressing room saying to team mates- Know your Role

He is also a fine sledger.

He did get a 2 match ban for this though

The rock: Howzdat??????????????????
Umpire: not O..
The Rock: It doesn't matter how you think it was!



So two players done, the opener, The Rock. And captain and leg spinner Snoop Dog.

Here is our solid opener
The Rock

 
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sledger

sledger

Spanish_Vicente
arent you one who was complaining about the poor standards of posts in off topic? bloody hell and then you go and post something like this ??

rock should kind your candy ***
 
Langeveldt

Langeveldt

Soutie
psxpro said:
Superstar no 2. Former WWF/WWE Superstar-

THe rock

The Rock is the opening batsman in the team and as the name would suggest He is the Rock of the batting line up. Very hard to dismiss. He has the power to hit big but doesn't, as He Always Knows his role. He is known to be motivational in the dressing room saying to team mates- Know your Role

He is also a fine sledger.

He did get a 2 match ban for this though

The rock: Howzdat??????????????????
Umpire: not O..
The Rock: It doesn't matter how you think it was!


So two players done, the opener, The Rock. And captain and leg spinner Snoop Dog
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The rock would be amazing..
It doesn't matter how many runs you scored!

I'd like to bowl very quickly at Robert Mugabe and Janet Street-Porter
 
sledger

sledger

Spanish_Vicente
give a few bouncers to mary whitehouse, stupid woman she is, put margaret thatcher in to bat as well, beamer in order for her methinks
 
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psxpro

Banned
sledger said:
arent you one who was complaining about the poor standards of posts in off topic? bloody hell and then you go and post something like this ??

rock should kind your candy ***
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This is a great post, it does not include too many big words. Thats what makes posts good.

Anyway who else?

Do you guys think MR Bean would be a fine middle order dasher?
Ok I'll have Mr bean Batting at 4, Very aggressive left handed batsman. Known for hitting big sixes.

Here our no 4 batsman MR Bean.

 
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Robertinho

Robertinho

Cricketer Of The Year
I think Arnie could be an all-rounder - with some delicate, fanciful left-arm spinners and some big pinch hitting.

Staring down the pitch at the batsman, a look of pure contempt could be seen in Arnold's eyes. His mouth opened slowly... as he raised his index finger at the batsman... and four words escaped his mouth... "Asta la vista, baby."

Flexing his muscles, taunting the bowler with his superior ***iness, Arnold laughed in the cruelest way - the Austrian-***-terminator way. A subtle inswinger and he was gone. "I'll be back," he spat at the bowlers end as he trudged off.
 
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psxpro

Banned
Snoop Dog being captain is also the most experienced player in the team.
He was found spinnin the ball in the streets in 92 by the coach himself, Mr
PoPo

Coach: MR POPO

Whatever he says usually goes, but captain coach relationships are good between snoop and popo, Ever since Snoop was given the captaincy in 98, he has kept developing as a leader.

 
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Robertinho

Robertinho

Cricketer Of The Year
THE LINEUP

1. The Rock
2.
3.
4. Mr Bean
5.
6.
7. Arnold
8.
9. Snoop Dogg
10.
11.

Coach: Mr Popo.

May I recommend Elton John as our keeper? He's very good when it comes to handling with balls
 
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psxpro

Banned
Robertinho said:
THE LINEUP

1. The Rock
2.
3.
4. Mr Bean
5.
6.
7. Arnold
8.
9. Snoop Dogg
10.
11.

Coach: Mr Popo.

May I recommend Elton John as our keeper? He's very good when it comes to handling with balls
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Lol, Elton is a great idea, but pics or it didn't happen. Find the best pick, if possible have him wearing white. As this side is going to take on Australia to find who the greatest side really is.
 
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SA LittleMaster

Cricket Spectator
how bout steve erkel from the comedy/sitcom "FAMILY MATTERS" being the umpire. he reminds me so much of umpire steve bucknor
here's a pic of him
<img>http://www.kellie.de/fm1/fm_hands.jpg</img>
 
Hoggy31

Hoggy31

International Captain
SA LittleMaster said:
how bout steve erkel from the comedy/sitcom "FAMILY MATTERS" being the umpire. he reminds me so much of umpire steve bucknor
here's a pic of him
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:laugh:

HAHAHA, So true, good observation.
 
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