The "Loose" XI

[Red]

Gamblers, cheaters, fools, ***ters, texters etc.

Sid Barnes- Combined weirdness with skill like few others.
WG Grace- Cheater, would replace the bails after being bowled. Old world charm? Nup, cheat.
KP- Texting someone he shouldn't, and being a tool.
Mark Waugh- Cash for "weather" reports.
Hansie Cronje- Took bribes, then died.
Chris Lewis- Dobbed on teammates for something, then got sprung smuggling cocaine.
Rod Marsh- Bet against his own team in a live match.
Shane Warne- ***ting nurses, diet pills from his mum.
Colin Croft- Toured apartheid SA as a black man. Way to go!
Dennis Lillee- Bet against his own team in a live match.
Mohammed Asif- Took $$ to bowl no-balls. Sullied the fine (*cough*) name of Pakistani cricket.

 

[blahblahblah]

no aamer or azharuddin?


they r the most talented among those to be banned

 

[blahblahblah]

ah! now i get it, it's pun intended

 

[kyear2]

Azahar over Waugh for me. Always a bit surprised on well Croft is treated by Former players considering how he left the team.

 

[Daemon]

Rauf

 

[Michaelf7777777]

Lack of Warwick Armstrong is surpriing considering he once bowled two consecutive overs while captain having just successfully protested an English declaration for being illegal under obscure rules. Also vaguely remember hearing he usede the morally dubious (but at the time perfectly legal) method of spending 15 minutes trial bowling to run out time and stop England from getting the 20 runs they needed (with plenty of wickets in hand) to level an ashes series.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Salim Malik.

 

[Pup Clarke]

KP? I could probably think of a dozen 'shadier' cricketers than him.

 

[grecian]

KP? I could probably think of a dozen 'shadier' cricketers than him.

No fan of KP myself (I know everyone's shocked) but anyone involved in match-fixing get's ahead of him, TBH not wildly happy about rebel tourists either. Oh underarm too. Oh and Warnes gun for the ***ting nurses obvs.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Shoaib Akhtar.

 

[doesitmatter]

how about having a "doctor" instead of a "fixer" ? many of them in the team already..I would go for John "Vaseline" Lever

 

[Prince EWS]

SA Fritz
T Chetty (wk)
SM Benade
CL Tryon
D van Niekerk
Y van der Westhuizen
M Kapp
M du Preez (c)
S Loubser
S Ismail
MM Letsoalo

 

[fredfertang]

OP a little harsh on Sid Barnes

 

[benchmark00]

SA Fritz
T Chetty (wk)
SM Benade
CL Tryon
D van Niekerk
Y van der Westhuizen
M Kapp
M du Preez (c)
S Loubser
S Ismail
MM Letsoalo

 

[Migara]

Gamblers, cheaters, fools, ***ters, texters etc.

Navjot Sidhu - Killed a man in anger and covered his arse using the celebrity status he had.
WG Grace- Cheater, would replace the bails after being bowled. Old world charm? Nup, cheat.
M Azhar-ud-din - "Fixer"
Salim Malik - "Fixer"
Hansie Cronje- Took bribes, then died.
Chris Lewis- Dobbed on teammates for something, then got sprung smuggling cocaine.
Rod Marsh- Bet against his own team in a live match.
Shane Warne- ***ting nurses, diet pills from his mum.
Dennis Lillee- Bet against his own team in a live match.
Mohammed Asif- Took $$ to bowl no-balls. Sullied the fine (*cough*) name of Pakistani cricket.
Mohammed Amir - Fixer

 

[fredfertang]

Gamblers, cheaters, fools, ***ters, texters etc.

Navjot Sidhu - Killed a man in anger and covered his arse using the celebrity status he had.
WG Grace- Cheater, would replace the bails after being bowled. Old world charm? Nup, cheat.
M Azhar-ud-din - "Fixer"
Salim Malik - "Fixer"
Hansie Cronje- Took bribes, then died.
Chris Lewis- Dobbed on teammates for something, then got sprung smuggling cocaine.
Rod Marsh- Bet against his own team in a live match.
Shane Warne- ***ting nurses, diet pills from his mum.
Dennis Lillee- Bet against his own team in a live match.
Mohammed Asif- Took $$ to bowl no-balls. Sullied the fine (*cough*) name of Pakistani cricket.
Mohammed Amir - Fixer

This, save I'd replace the good doctor with Wayne Larkins, who fraudulently obtained mortgage finance on the security of a relative's house - can't get much lower than that imo

 

[BoyBrumby]

Leslie Hylton a must for the new ball, surely?

 

[Migara]

On second note I'd get Marsh and Lillee out of that list. They just acted likes dicks, but were not cheats.

Enter,

Rashid Latif - Appeals for a catch after dropping it
Manoj Prabhakar - trying to frame others for matchfixing after he was shown the door due to dodgy performances.

 

[bombay_bomber]

Gamblers, cheaters, fools, ***ters, texters etc.

Sid Barnes- Combined weirdness with skill like few others.
WG Grace- Cheater, would replace the bails after being bowled. Old world charm? Nup, cheat.
KP- Texting someone he shouldn't, and being a tool.
Mark Waugh- Cash for "weather" reports.
Hansie Cronje- Took bribes, then died.
Chris Lewis- Dobbed on teammates for something, then got sprung smuggling cocaine.
Rod Marsh- Bet against his own team in a live match.
Shane Warne- ***ting nurses, diet pills from his mum.
Colin Croft- Toured apartheid SA as a black man. Way to go!
Dennis Lillee- Bet against his own team in a live match.
Mohammed Asif- Took $$ to bowl no-balls. Sullied the fine (*cough*) name of Pakistani cricket.

Maybe the wrong Chris as all-rounder? Surely Cairns gets a look in....FTR my name is not L. Modi

 

[kyear2]

Dennis Lillee vs Pakistan 1976/77 - YouTube