The "I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley" XI

[simmy]

Saurav Ganguly...he looks pretty mean and angry and arrogant all the time.

Better learn how to spell his name properly then.

 

[simmy]

KP looks fairly large IMO.

 

[Jono]

KP is very big, and he looks even bigger in person actually. He's very close to Gayle's height.

 

[parisa]

Better learn how to spell his name properly then.

Oops...sorry

 

[Craig]

Andy Hall. This guy survived getting shot.

And been carjacked.

Harold Larwood as been mentioned, came out of the pits to try and bouce Bradman back to the pavillion.

Craig McMillan looks like a guy you wouldn't mess with.

 

[Smudge]

Craig McMillan looks like a guy you wouldn't mess with.

Especially in a queue at the bakery.

 

[Truekiwijoker]

I agreed with all of these except for:

2. Graeme Smith (South Africa)
The South African skipper can raise the hair on an opponent's neck with a simple stare, his hefty jaw methodically chewing yet another stick of gum (that man must have shares!) as he squints towards the batsman like a schoolboy bully looking to add a few more bucks to his lunch-money collection. Damn bullies...

I think Smith is f***-all and I think he needs to be met in a dark alley.

11. Steve Harmison (England)
The quiet England fast bowler is one of the tallest players on the international scene. The mere fact that most would require a step-ladder to look him square in the eyes is reason enough for his inclusion. But he has to keep the beard because without it, well, he'd look like a skinny 12-year-old on stilts.

I've got the funny feeling he's got a Geordie accent, an would probably be pretty handy with his fists.

 

[Xuhaib]

khaled Mahmud.
Have a sneaky feeling he may be good in martial arts or Karate.

 

[danish]

khaled Mahmud.
Have a sneaky feeling he may be good in martial arts or Karate.

The ONLY way he would be dangerous is if he was in a tank and knew how to operate one.

 

[Xuhaib]

The ONLY way he would be dangerous is if he was in a tank and knew how to operate one.

Lolz...man u never know he might surprise u.

 

[Xuhaib]

I once remember Geoffery Boycott saying he dosent want to get 1on 1 with Phil Simmons in a dark alley. I wonder what he meant by 1 on 1

 

[danish]

I once remember Geoffery Boycott saying he doesn't want to get 1on 1 with Phil Simmons in a dark alley. I wonder what he meant by 1 on 1

I'm sure he meant a leisurely 1 on 1 chat with Phil Simmons . Quite what he has against him puzzles me.