The Green Thread

[steds]

The random drugs testers are here

 

[Don]

im clean.ive won 7 tour de france and never taken drugs man.im clean as a whistle.ohhh look at the pretty colors

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Oi! Leave Lance alone!

 

[thewizard1o1]

Oi! Leave Lance alone!

dito!

 

[Don]

damn didnt know it was a crime to talk about him.some cudda told me he had luther status.
lance im sorry.i kno uve never touched drugs.

now greens preseason matches have been announced so let our regin begin.
no smash this season so i dont get a chance to get wild for a second season in a row.

 

[Don]

wake up greens.were getting closer to our first match and we decide to get quiet now.that aint right.get the llama-power flowing

 

[thewizard1o1]

The rest of the Greens have been involved in intensive preseason training, that you have been suspiciously missing from.....maybe your pet Llama ate in the invite

 

[Don]

oooh training u guys have just decided to start to train huh.ok well wen u catch up to me let me know.ill probably join u guys in a couple days.

 

[Majin]

Come on Don, get your **** into gear mate. Your lack of training displeases the Llama king greatly, from what i've heard he says if you don't buck your ideas up he's going to have your head off.

 

[thewizard1o1]

oooh training u guys have just decided to start to train huh.ok well wen u catch up to me let me know.ill probably join u guys in a couple days.

It was a weeks training camp, where we got to know our new teammates....pretty disappointing team spirit to miss that....not above the team are we Anthony?

 

[Don]

above the team are u mad im a honorary-llama not a bird oh so it was to get to know my teamates damn well whu ever gave my invi to the llama on the porch has to be a bloody genius.oh well i know most of u guys and if i dont know u just to let u know ill be the guy on the lime green lawn chair next to age on his moss green lawn chair sipping lemonade while we watch the bowlers break stumps.

 

[KennyD]

sipping lemonade

Why not limeonade?

 

[Don]

umm kenny cuz i have no idea which store sells instant limeonade.

 

[KennyD]

umm kenny cuz i have no idea which store sells instant limeonade.

You want Instant limeonade???

Don, what happened? You used to be cool...

 

[Don]

nah man its just that aftter making 600 mugs of lemonade my hands dont exactly wanna touch limes but if uve got a tree and no dogs im more than willing to take ur limes

 

[Don]

oi ive raided kennyd's lime tree now i want help to make limeonade

 

[Majin]

Okay, sure. I have no idea how you make it, but i'll help anyway.

*starts smashing up limes randomly*

 

[Don]

dont smash the limes squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze em.into the big container. like this

*squueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*

 

[Resha]

That sure looks squashed xDDD

 

[Robertinho]

I swell up with pride when I see Don and his llama antics, knowing I started the craze...