dontcloseyoureyes
BARNES OUT
Misjudged how big today would be. If not done by this time tomorrow, punch me.
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The Black Thread
- Thread starter Neil Pickup
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ash chaulk
International Captain
32mins and counting
ash chaulk
International Captain
4mins
ash chaulk
International Captain
hes been knocked out for at least a minute now, dont expect results until hes out of the coma.
dontcloseyoureyes
BARNES OUT
Have been in an alcohol/sunburn induced coma for the last 48 hours. If they're not done on today, the Sunday of the 13th, I'll make Borcich captain of Black.
dontcloseyoureyes
BARNES OUT
Black vs. Mumbai
Black go down to inspired effort
Mumbai demolished the tourists with an amazing display of power hitting. Black were never in the chase after losing early wickets.
Black go down to inspired effort
Mumbai demolished the tourists with an amazing display of power hitting. Black were never in the chase after losing early wickets.
dontcloseyoureyes
BARNES OUT
CW Black vs. Dehli
Black respond with dominating effort
After going down to Mumbai in the previous tour game, the Black effort responded with a dominating display against a Dehli side that was clearly outclassed.
NOTE: Due to my laziness and the squad size constraints in HODI, some players who were named for the game did not play. I'll make it up to those who were "dropped" with some M&M cookie dough.
Black respond with dominating effort
After going down to Mumbai in the previous tour game, the Black effort responded with a dominating display against a Dehli side that was clearly outclassed.
NOTE: Due to my laziness and the squad size constraints in HODI, some players who were named for the game did not play. I'll make it up to those who were "dropped" with some M&M cookie dough.
dontcloseyoureyes
BARNES OUT
Yeah, you were supposed to play the last one but HODI's a ****. You'll play in the official CW pre-season OD games.
HeathDavisSpeed
Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Davis Falls off the Pram
After lasting 2 weeks without ending up with a stomach-pumping due to excess alcohol consumption, Black squad member Heath Davis was spotted in a Ahmedabad bar hurling invective at locals due to his non-selection against Delhi. Not only did Davis seem confused about how he'd ended up in Ahmedabad, but expressed himself disgusted about how he'd been named in the team for game vs Delhi, had turned up to the ground only to find he'd been unceremoniously dropped for 'being too sober'
His concluding remark was that he'd never desert the bottle again.
After lasting 2 weeks without ending up with a stomach-pumping due to excess alcohol consumption, Black squad member Heath Davis was spotted in a Ahmedabad bar hurling invective at locals due to his non-selection against Delhi. Not only did Davis seem confused about how he'd ended up in Ahmedabad, but expressed himself disgusted about how he'd been named in the team for game vs Delhi, had turned up to the ground only to find he'd been unceremoniously dropped for 'being too sober'
His concluding remark was that he'd never desert the bottle again.
superkingdave
Hall of Fame Member
Clearly my presence was missed in the dressing room against Mumbai...as shown by the much improved performance against Delhi when i contributed the square root of jack all with the bat and ball but the team performance was much better 
dontcloseyoureyes
BARNES OUT
You drink all the booze, allowing us to play sober.
pasag
RTDAS
Another thing the stats will never show.
NZTailender
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
Black showing us why they're the best and most fun outfit going around.