Test Match Sofa - the alternative cricket commentary

[Prince EWS]

Haha, Jono featured asking a very generic question.

 

[Jono]

Shut up Sree lover, I've asked like 5.

Plus I'm looking for betting advice, they've been winning money all day

 

[Flem274*]

That George bet was gun.

 

[Prince EWS]

Shut up Sree lover, I've asked like 5.

Plus I'm looking for betting advice, they've been winning money all day

I asked if they'd fly me over to England to make a celebrity guest appearance from CW, but I highly doubt they'll read it out because I would've come across like the madman I am.

 

[Flem274*]

Lady Sinclair will be gone forever then.

 

[Jono]

They won me over the minute they spent minutes bagging Hogg's commentary and Watto's dickheadedness.

 

[Jono]

Just called Ponting an ugly human being

 

[Kylez]

Do they just bag out the players the whole time?

 

[Jono]

They just take the piss, and are mainly a bunch of English guys (one Aussie from Victoria) so they are anti-Australian for fun.

 

[Prince EWS]

Do they just bag out the players the whole time?

Pretty much.

 

[pasag]

 

[Jono]

Do they just bag out the players the whole time?

Pretty much.

Lol they just quoted these posts on air.

 

[Prince EWS]

Got used to the whole 'not hearing the atmosphere of the game' thing really quickly. Fair to say I'm a full-time convert.

 

[andyc]

Haha FFS I keep missing it every time they quote someone from here.

 

[Prince EWS]

Haha FFS I keep missing it every time they quote someone from here.

Haha they quoted me ripping into Rawl Lewis just then. Picked a weak target it must be said.

 

[Burgey]

They just take the piss, and are mainly a bunch of English guys (one Aussie from Victoria) so they are anti-Australian for fun.

Victoria is not part of Australia, ****.

(quote that you blokes!)

 

[Jono]

They've already said that on air.

Spoke about how Victoria was the only state who voted for a Republic as well.

 

[Jono]

Haha they're calling Sreesanth "the 80s throwback"

Sree's new nickname is 'Rubbish'

 

[Jono]

SS tweeting one of his biggest pet hates, wonder if it'll get picked up:

manan_s Manan Shah
@testmatchsofa More pitches don't break up in India because when they do and the other team collapses, people whine about 'dodgy wkts'

 

[silentstriker]

Wait till I start talking about spinners.