Stokes Arrested

[Cow]

Imagine what the GOAT would do to him.

I think Lyon will be delighted Stokes isnt touring.

You're right... he could get him out... but he could also get flogged into the stands.

 

[Burgey]

Possibly, but he's bowling very well to the lefties atm.

 

[Gnske]

But Stokes tries to murder people right handed, so it's meaningless.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Terrible, even by your low standards.

Ahhh, I thought you'd forgotten about me. These are the kind of reviews I missed.

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Imagine what the GOAT would do to him.

An SLA and leggie have got him so far

 

[Burgey]

The GOAT gets them all in the end mate.

 

[Daemon]

Lyon has only recently become a good bowler. I still don't think much of the 'art' but he's won me over. He'd be all over Stokes imo.

 

[GIMH]

Broad’s got this

 

[Starfighter]

Broad’s got this

Wrong thread?

 

[GIMH]

I regret nothing

 

[S.Kennedy]

He is not having a good time in New Zealand, is he? Chipped in with a 30 odd but two defeats and poor bowling (wicketless in both at 5+ economies).

 

[Cabinet96]

He clearly can't handle the NZ domestic scene the way the superior Woakes did a few years ago.

 

[S.Kennedy]

Borthwick, his (then) team mate was more than decent with the bat for Wellington two seasons in a row. Does any Kiwis know if Scott is playing this season?

 

[Fuller Pilch]

At least his golf is going well

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/golf/99558237/Ben-Stokes-impresses-with-golf-clubs-rather-than-cricket-bat

 

[SeamUp]

Stokes & Hales in England's ODI squad : Stokes and Hales included in England one-day squad - ESPNcricinfo

Predictable 16 selected.

 

[Smudge]

Be interesting to see if the New Zealand government plan to capitalise on the arrival of Stokes the same way they did with the Lord of The Rings movies. Will there be a Stokesland theme park? Or a marketing campaign targeted and cricket fans, streetfighters and the LGBT community.

As an environmentalist/conservationist, I sincerely hope that the added venue from tourism due to Stokes arrival might allow the New Zealand government to cut down on the forestry industry.

Will provide updates as they come in.

Ok.

 

[TNT]

Ok.

He is right, NZ probably will get a big influx of soccer hooligans.

 

[S.Kennedy]

Stokes finally cashes in I see, 93 runs from 47 balls.

 

[Burgey]

Always at his best in a pressure situation.

 

[TNT]

How long until the DPP decide that Stokes vicious attack on a military veteran can be overlooked in the interests of cricket.