Something Stupid

[deeps]

um,that was a crap comebak....sorrY!

 

[indianreligion]

ive forgotten who said this to sir viv, but when edged a couple of deliveries, the bowler said to him- "It's round and it's red in color."Next ball (viv richards), hits it for a six that goes and makes its landing outside the stadium, and replies-"u know how it looks, now go find it."
p.s. i'm new to the forum

 

[indianreligion]

another one by viv richards: ( after being called a black b*st*rd)...i'm glad u've observed i'm black, but wat documentational proof do u hav, to be calling me a b*st*rd!

 

[Kimbo]

Was playing in an age group tournament in Palmerston North and there had been quite a few dot balls, and we were playing a 30 over match. The keeper said "Kim, what do they say happens after 13 dot balls?"
Me: "A wicket"
Cover: "whats that? test match cricket?"
Me: "no ... a WICKET"
Cover: "test match cricket?"
Me: "No a wicket... after 13 dot balls you get a wicket"

Next ball the batsman caned the ball through midwicket for four... and stepped on her stumps!!!

 

[Son Of Coco]

Funny Cricketing Moments

Apparently this happened in a Tour Match in SA:

Merv Hughes had just come back from a knee operation and was bowling one fo his first spells. Cronje was at the non-strikers end and I can't remember exactly who was facing, but Merv has come steaming in, delivered the ball, and then collapsed on the ground in a screaming heap. All the players raced over an gathered around him to see if he was ok, and after a few seconds Merv let out a massive fart, causing everyone to collapse into fits of laughter, and then happily jumped up and marched back to the top of his mark. The batsman was quoted as saying that he's glad Merv's next one wasn't on the stumps as he was laughing that hard he couldn't have hit it, and Cronje said there was no way he could have completed a run.

 

[deeps]

I heard this ages ago and thought you'd all like to hear it.

In a match between Aus. and Zimbabwe, Glenn McGrath was bowling to Daniel Vettori. After his follow-through, McGrath said to him "Why are you so fat?". After his next delivery, Vettori replied "Well, every time I sleep with your wife she gives me a biscuit!". Adam Gilchrist, who was listening to all this from behind the stumps, was then seen rolling around on his back in a fit of giggles

That just proves that the Aussies' sledging does backfire (occasionally!)!

considering it was "aus vs zimbabwe" and mcgrath bowling to vettori,who happens to play for new zealand........

 

[Anna]

Yeah, I know As pointed out afterwards it was Brando.

 

[Nate]

Apparently this happened in a Tour Match in SA:

Merv Hughes had just come back from a knee operation and was bowling one fo his first spells. Cronje was at the non-strikers end and I can't remember exactly who was facing, but Merv has come steaming in, delivered the ball, and then collapsed on the ground in a screaming heap. All the players raced over an gathered around him to see if he was ok, and after a few seconds Merv let out a massive fart, causing everyone to collapse into fits of laughter, and then happily jumped up and marched back to the top of his mark. The batsman was quoted as saying that he's glad Merv's next one wasn't on the stumps as he was laughing that hard he couldn't have hit it, and Cronje said there was no way he could have completed a run.

haha thats disgusting!! good ole merv...

 

[Kiwi]

Was playing in an age group tournament in Palmerston North and there had been quite a few dot balls, and we were playing a 30 over match. The keeper said "Kim, what do they say happens after 13 dot balls?"
Me: "A wicket"
Cover: "whats that? test match cricket?"
Me: "no ... a WICKET"
Cover: "test match cricket?"
Me: "No a wicket... after 13 dot balls you get a wicket"

Next ball the batsman caned the ball through midwicket for four... and stepped on her stumps!!!

Don't tell me the Keeper was Little G (jenette) from ND. Cause she is the most annoying keeper.