Trust me every evening since IPL started, I sit down in my theater to watch the cricket, the spectacle is great on the big projector and I do enjoy all the noise that makes me feel as if I am bang in the middle of the arena and able to see the players life size which I wouldn't have been able to on the ground. Its a fantastic sight.
But, except the days when there were two games in the evening, I havent ben able to stay awake through a single match. My wife keeps coming to give me my pills, to ask me whether I will eat my dinner here (I say yes) and finally to put the blanket over me. I keep struggling to open my eyes and every time I do, I find I have missed 5-7 overs through dozing off.
Trust me, I love my cricket. I will stand on the roadside and watch urchins play cricket and I have never gone to sleep in an important test match involving India in South Africa or England and will get up at unearthly hours, take a cold shower and watch the games in Australia. But inspite of the big hitting and the roaring crowds, and the swinging 'babes', I just cant keep awake.
I have seen Venugopal make a complete ass of himself trying to pull short pitched deliveries, pull goodlength deliveries, pull half volleys and pull yorkers and then try to reverse sweep a ball that bounced over his head ! Seeing McGrath in the Delhi colours Venugopal thought he was himself Superman in disguise.
I have seen Harbhajan, India's most favoured limited over bowler, "**** in his pants" at the prospect of bowling more than two of his four overs although his side badly needed it and he was the skipper.
Its not as if some of these games did not have exciting finishes (though not as many of them as the 'ground-jockeys' screaming on the public address system try to convince you. But I wish I could stay awak and catch someof them.
Trust me for the last one week, I have cancelled all my social engagements, not watched a single movie in the evening, not had a single meal on the dining table... and yet....
Maybe one of these days I will stay awake through the game...maybe...