adharcric
International Coach
Wouldn't you need velcro-sticking balls too then?cpr said:So i propose velcro stumps. If the ball sticks, your out.
Wouldn't you need velcro-sticking balls too then?cpr said:So i propose velcro stumps. If the ball sticks, your out.
Not really.deeps said:it's alot easier to tell when the ball has contacted a stump, than if the bail has been removed.
Velcro-cricket - another great area that really needs addressing, and one which allows us scope for further 'active participation' (a bit like how the crowd get really worked up when they are waiting for 'third umpire' decisions only sillier).adharcric said:Wouldn't you need velcro-sticking balls too then?
Just play a game of 2 upsluckyeddie said:Velcro-cricket - another great area that really needs addressing, and one which allows us scope for further 'active participation' (a bit like how the crowd get really worked up when they are waiting for 'third umpire' decisions only sillier).
My proposal is that as well as velcro balls, we ought to have velcro pads too that only react to 'straight on' impact. If the batsman gets struck on the pad and the ball sticks, well that's then taken the inside edge out of the equation. This then would mean that the umpires would have additional time to think of other important aspects of the game - Billy Bowden could work on his new hand signals, Simon Taufel could possibly spend a little time looking through catalogues of swatches to decide what material he wants his new stetson made out of - you know, the important side of cricket.
As for crowd participation - those really close run-outs could be decided by a game of skill instead of just the stuffy old third umpire. If it's really close (bail up v bail down v bail made of some strangely transparent material as is often the case) then two dwarves should be brought out to the middle, each dressed head to foot in velcro-covered clothing. The fielder who attempted the run-out and the batsman should each choose a dwarf, and the object of the exercise is to determine how high they can throw them and get them to stick on a specially-covered velcro sightscreen - if the batsman's dwarf ends up higher, then he is clearly not out.
I'm sure I can come up with a whole bunch of other scenarios to improve the game, but there's one immediate huge disadvantage - Velcro was invented by George de Mestral, a Swiss engineer. If we progress to the natural conclusion again, instead of a bell ringing to signal the umpires coming out of the pavilion, we'll have to use a ****oo Clock - and that's more than even I could take and I'll probably have to stab myself with a piece of sharpened Toblerone or even a (choke) Kit-Kat).
I was under the impression that you had to remove one of the stumps. I remember watching a domestic game where someone (Tom Moody, maybe) where the bails had been removed somehow, and they went for a run, upon which one of the fielders hit the stumps with the ball and he was given out. The batsman then consulted with the umpire, and it was the only time I'd seen an umpire recall a decision, because the stumps obviously hadn't been removed.GeraintIsMyHero said:What's the rule if the bails are removed by, say, a batsman's drive, so he continues to run, what does the fielder then have to do to run out the batsman, seems as there aren't any bails to dislodge?
This came up in the England-India ODI series but the commentators didn't seem to be aware of any clear cut ruling, but Dravid was given out because Collingwood moved middle stump. I think.
A similar thing happened in the VB Series when SA versed SL. I think that one of the fielders pulled the stump from the ground.GeraintIsMyHero said:What's the rule if the bails are removed by, say, a batsman's drive, so he continues to run, what does the fielder then have to do to run out the batsman, seems as there aren't any bails to dislodge?
This came up in the England-India ODI series but the commentators didn't seem to be aware of any clear cut ruling, but Dravid was given out because Collingwood moved middle stump. I think.
Yeah i think thats true, In a club game i accidently trod on the stumps knocking off the bails and then i had to take the stump out when i got the ball.andyc said:I was under the impression that you had to remove one of the stumps. I remember watching a domestic game where someone (Tom Moody, maybe) where the bails had been removed somehow, and they went for a run, upon which one of the fielders hit the stumps with the ball and he was given out. The batsman then consulted with the umpire, and it was the only time I'd seen an umpire recall a decision, because the stumps obviously hadn't been removed.
Two-up is only a spectator sport when drunken Australians are involved.....GoT_SpIn said:Just play a game of 2 ups
Hell, just have one "batsmen" and one "bowler" playing eachother in two ups. Batsmen favour runs are scored, bowlers favour out.
What can i say. "blows on nails" I am a man of ideasluckyeddie said:Two-up is only a spectator sport when drunken Australians are involved.....
What am I saying? That's always! Perfect!!!
If one bail has been dislodged accidentally, you can just remove the other one. If both are off beforehand, you have to physically uproot a stump.andyc said:I was under the impression that you had to remove one of the stumps. I remember watching a domestic game where someone (Tom Moody, maybe) where the bails had been removed somehow, and they went for a run, upon which one of the fielders hit the stumps with the ball and he was given out. The batsman then consulted with the umpire, and it was the only time I'd seen an umpire recall a decision, because the stumps obviously hadn't been removed.
Indeed (as I intimated above).honestbharani said:But aren't there instances on windy days when the umps just remove the bails at times? Plus, with the stump mic around, we can here the ball if hits the stumps. With a combination of the cameras and the stump mic, I think we can reasonably judge whether the ball has or has not made contact with the stumps. My point is, the basic idea of batting is to protect the ball from hiting the stumps, first and foremost. And similarly when running, you got to get to the crease before one of the fielders manages to get the ball onto the stumps. This rule makes it unnecessarily complex, IMO. And just what is up with all the heavy bails recently?
There's a few hats in the ring this week (in fact, I reckon the entire circus is still up mine and it's a week since I had my operation)33/3from3.3 said:
That's up for the Skull that is