Semi Final 1 - England v South Africa

[wpdavid]

Never mind, he'll just do it himself.

Vital wicket actually.


And I'd give him a 7th over, no question.

 

[Furball]

Nice.

It's weird seeing a batsman accept an lbw.

 

[King Pietersen]

Sliding down for me, but who cares, he's gone. Brilliant bowling this from Anderson. What a man.

 

[Furball]

The Stuey Broad we know and love.

He's been quietly rubbish in ODIs for a couple of years now.

 

[Furball]

Sliding down for me, but who cares, he's gone. Brilliant bowling this from Anderson. What a man.

Leg stump isn't half a cm wide. Clearly hitting.

 

[Burgey]

That Morris dude looks older than water in his profile pic.

 

[Furball]

And HawkEye backs me up. I should be an umpire tbh.

 

[Burgey]

**** that's a good shot on the up.

That ball that got Petersen was fantastic too

 

[King Pietersen]

Wow, that was a lot straighter than I thought it was. Apologies Jimmeh, that was plumb.

 

[MW1304]

Back to Stu's poo. Can't we have Jimmy from both ends?

 

[Burgey]

And HawkEye backs me up. I should be an umpire tbh.

Should stick to being a **** tbh.

 

[Furball]

I'd give Jimmeh one more over.

 

[Furball]

Should stick to being a **** tbh.

I can combine that with my umpiring.

 

[Furball]

If Jimmeh gets another here I'd bowl his 10 straight through tbh.

 

[King Pietersen]

He's been quietly rubbish in ODIs for a couple of years now.

Yep, pretty much. His stats make for pretty awful reading from the last 3 years:

2011: 13 wickets at 40.30, economy of 5.75, SR of 42.0
2012: 11 wickets at 33.45, economy of 4.65, SR of 43.0
2013: 8 wickets at 45.37, economy of 5.77, SR of 47.1

Not particularly impressive. I'd certainly be tempted to go with Jimmeh, Finn and Bres as our 3 primary seamers when they're all fit.

 

[Prince EWS]

That Morris dude looks older than water in his profile pic.

Have you seen him bowl yet? You'll like him IMO.

 

[King Pietersen]

Oh **** off Bhogle. When I've got the cricket on in the background at work, and am primarily just listening to the commentary, the last thing I want is ****ing Bhogle talking absolute drivel for half an hour.

 

[MW1304]

Downhill gets out to a crap ball in a sticky situation, what a shocker.

 

[Scaly piscine]

Yes Broad a lucky man to be in the ODI side, should really be Bresnan - they're both mediocre options but at least Bresnan can bat.

 

[King Pietersen]

GONE! Broadeh delivers. Forget the stats. He's got AB. All's forgiven Stuey.