Rejected Parody Thread Ideas

[Daemon]

Cooking for the Windies Quartet of the 80s.

Must have been a hell of a task feeding them.

Though mind you it probably wasn't half as taxing as preparing almond and cinnamon flapjacks containing protein-based maximuscle for Cook and co.

 

[Riggins]

Mohammed Ali cleared to return with immediate effect

 

[Jono]

Record gap between good posts

 

[cnerd123]

Record gap between good posts

I'd nominate you but you'd have to make a good post to begin with.

#lowHangingFruit.

 

[G.I.Joe]

Members of Jono's jizz club forced into textual favours

 

[Daemon]

Pratsman or Pratter?

 

[Howe_zat]

Proposing a new convention for batsmen from the late 90s

e.g. 'keep them off channel 9 commentary'

 

[nightprowler10]

Testicular praises that you like to say

 

[Red]

Should cannibals be tenderized?

 

[Burgey]

Should cannibalism be legalised?

 

[Swingpanzee]

Particular phases you like to use

 

[BackFootPunch]

Big 2 killing cricket chat stone dead

Skyliner and CaptainGrumpy have ensured themselves advantages that other posters don't have, they make many more posts, they have each other's back, they attack anyone who doesn't share their views. How is this different to ****posting, to rorting the community of Cricket Web posters? Where is the level playing field that allows the 'better' posters to compete? Rather than receive the forum they deserve, the 'better' posters actually have the deck increasingly stacked against them.

Is the Cricket Web community a family or is just the Big 2 and everyone else be damned? Less posts from good NZ posters that posted well last time NZ were in England, because Skyliner and CaptainGrumpy continue to post yet more rubbish? What a damned disgrace.

 

[GIMH]

As the officially appointed best poster on CW ( + you pushed me to this cribbage) I endorse this post. Cheers.

 

[NUFAN]

Mark Waugh's lowest test score was pretty damn low (0), I

 

[BackFootPunch]

Anyone else here into moderation?

 

[cnerd123]

What is your ATG XI of threads about ATG XIs?? (Tests only)

 

[Hurricane]

What is your ATG XI of threads about ATG XIs?? (Tests only)

I was proud of the fact I didn't have any posts in those threads, until one day I woke up dreaming about ATG XIs and posted my line up. True story - never had a dream about any other cricketing matter.

 

[OverratedSanity]

How many times do you go to the toilet in a day?

 

[G.I.Joe]

Cattle of the members 2015

related threads:

Lord Presents..What Ate Your Hay + What Ruined Your Hay IV
What are you chewing right now?
Cow Trouble
CoW's Top 100 Teat Milking Performances

Anyone else here into lactation?

 

[G.I.Joe]

GOLDEN SHOWERS:Choose your favourite stars to battle with each other