Arjun
Cricketer Of The Year
On another forum, someone wrote some parody lyrics. Here's one of them. Read on for a few laughs. NOTE- This is just a joke, not a part of the debate!
(to the tune of "Down Under")
Opens the bowling for his country
Retires hurt when things get Ugly
He has a rival, his name is Brett
Both can bowl very quickly
He says his name is Shoaib Akhtar
He likes to put pressure on Steve Bucknor
He appeals but gets told "no sorry pal"
so he goes off in a mood thats foul
Argues with Inzamam ul-haq
Got accused of bowling a chuck
He drops to his knees in anguish
Bucknor Says to watch his language
His name is Shaoib Akhtar
He likes to put pressure on Steve Bucknor
He appeals but gets told "no sorry pal"
so he goes off in a mood thats foul
He could have been the next Hadlee
He steered from that path most sadly
He's run up takes half a century
and the way he thinks is just me me me!
His name is Shaoib Akhtar
He likes to put pressure on Steve Bucknor
He appeals but gets told "no sorry pal"
so he goes off in a mood thats foul
(music fading out)
His name is Shaoib Akhtar
He likes to put pressure on Steve Bucknor
He appeals but gets told "no sorry pal"