Question on everyone's mind

[Athlai]

Visiting Sydney is a lot like visiting Auckland. Anywhere by the water is nice enough but the city has all the culture of a moldy fridge.

Brisbane looks like paradise to visit.

 

[Burgey]

Brisbane is so bad. They found a subtropical coastal region with a zillion great beaches but decided instead to put the city inland on a shitty, filthy, flood prone, mosquito-filled river in a spot so bad they ended up actually having to construct a fake beach on the banks of said river 150 years later.

That's a special kind of ****wittery, and it's infested the inhabitants ever since.

 

[Flem274*]

is it all australians or just those on this forum that have a completely different aussie city ranking to the reality of the rest of the world?

no one wants to move to australia for sydney. we know it's bad. expensive, boring and once you've seen the opera house you've seen the lot.

everyone who moves to aussie moves to melbourne for the cafes/sport/arty stuff, brisbane for the beach or perth for the beach and digging up the outback for profit.

there is no debate here, the people have spoken.

 

[Athlai]

is it all australians or just those on this forum that have a completely different aussie city ranking to the reality of the rest of the world?

no one wants to move to australia for sydney. we know it's bad. expensive, boring and once you've seen the opera house you've seen the lot.

everyone who moves to aussie moves to melbourne for the cafes/sport/arty stuff, brisbane for the beach or perth for the beach and digging up the outback for profit.

there is no debate here, the people have spoken.

Fine words.

You'll find no Kiwi trying to defend Auckland as a destination city.

 

[Shady Slim]

everyone who moves to aussie moves to [...] perth for the beach and digging up the outback for profit.

flem running some serious interference on behalf of white south africans in the nineties here

 

[Burgey]

brisbane for the beach

There are no beaches in Brisbane. That's the ****ing point.

As for Melbourne, you can't see anything there even if you want to because it's a condition of entry you have to shove your head up your own arse to fit in. If you believe Melbourne has superior cafes, art, restaurants and sport then you've just been suckered in by its self-absorption. There's a reason both Melbourne and Brisbane have inferiority complexes apropos Sydney. It's because they ought to.

 

[Athlai]

inferiority complex...Sydney. It's because they ought to.

It seems that way yes

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Gympie:Australia::Australia:Earth

 

[Burgey]

Athlai must have a love interest in Brisbane given he's so keen to go there. No other reason anyone would want to.

 

[Prince EWS]

Athlai must have a love interest in Brisbane given he's so keen to go there. No other reason anyone would want to.

I might move there next year.

I don't want to though. It's where you go to escape the constant remainders of your failed dreams. Noone has dreams in Brisbane.

 

[Athlai]

Have you seen how superb it looks this world cup?

Perth has looked alright but the stadium advertising gets a bit obnoxious with the whole harness thing.

 

[Burgey]

Your face is a bit obnoxious.

 

[Burgey]

As are your posts.

 

[GotSpin]

Is there actually a t20 World Cup every two years. Jesus Christ ICC

 

[GotSpin]

is it all australians or just those on this forum that have a completely different aussie city ranking to the reality of the rest of the world?

no one wants to move to australia for sydney. we know it's bad. expensive, boring and once you've seen the opera house you've seen the lot.

everyone who moves to aussie moves to melbourne for the cafes/sport/arty stuff, brisbane for the beach or perth for the beach and digging up the outback for profit.

there is no debate here, the people have spoken.

Brisbane doesn’t have a beach ffs. It’s a humid hellhole

 

[Daemon]

I might move there next year.

I don't want to though. It's where you go to escape the constant remainders of your failed dreams. Noone has dreams in Brisbane.

Will you have friends in Brisbane? I hear Tim is looking for one.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

PEWS moving to Brisbane because he got rejected by a girl is the premise of a weekday afternoon sitcom.

 

[Prince EWS]

PEWS moving to Brisbane because he got rejected by a girl is the premise of a weekday afternoon sitcom.

Actually I will only move to Brisbane if John Ruddick gets rejected by the electorate lol.

 

[Prince EWS]

Will you have friends in Brisbane? I hear Tim is looking for one.

Headhunted by one of my best friends actually!

So yes, I will have exactly one.

 

[Burgey]

Actually I will only move to Brisbane if John Ruddick gets rejected by the electorate lol.

Mate, book the removalist truck now and get on Domain for a rental up there.