South Australia will be an instant favourite to be promoted to the first divison, says manager and all-round nice guy Scott Lowe yesterday.
The team, in final preparations for their first game against Northern Districts, is confident and willing to dominate the season ahead.
"Northern Districts is a crap side, and all the teams in second divsion are losers. We will win and win easily. So, when are we going to start this interview?" Scott Lowe told us today before inexplicably running off.
The manager came back later to expand on his earlier comments.
"All the teams in the second divison are very tough, and we expect many thrilling games and exciting contests. We will be looking at promotion, though, and we believe we have the team to do that."
With Darren Lehmann in the squad, the bookies favourite to take out the batter of the year contests, it certainly seems that South Australia will take some beating. Lehmann was a little more pessimistic.
"God, we are so ****. Blewey (Greg Blewett) keeps on sleeping with other peoples wives, and Dizzy (Jason Gillespie) has the biggest coke habit in Australia. What are we going to do?
South Australia takes on Northern Districts in their next game, with the Redbacks short-priced favourites to win.