Overall series ratings from OS
India
Agarwal 2- Pretty bad, somehow now finds himself way down in the pecking order after entering the series as #1 opener
Rohit 7- Ok
@cnerd123 I know you hate him. But he walks into the side as opener. Might also walk out of the crease and do something braindead every few overs. But its the best we've got. Useful runs in every innings.
Gill 9- Probably our best batsman in the series. maybe the most fluent on either side? Looks absolute class, still needs work on his technique outside off to truly reach world class status in the future. But right now, looks a talent for the ages.
Shaw 0- Team is better without him
Kohli 3- Team is better without him
Pujara 8- Was that the 33 average greatest series batting performance ever? Well its up there. Frustrated australia's bowlers, commentators and intent memers all around the world. Unironically wouldnt have done this if Kohli was captain.
Rahane 8- One series defining ton for the ages, but not much else apart from a couple of little cameos (despite the bad shot today, his 20 odd was definitely useful at that stage). But the man showed immense balls to turn this around after the disaster of adelaide and kohli leaving. Greater men (the few there are) would have folded under the kind of pressure he was under.
Vihari 7- All for that one innings which kept India alive. Might not get that many chances for India going forward, but played a ballsy unselfish knock and gave us one of the most badass tweets of recent times. Also I got a lot of likes posting that tweet so he gets an extra point.
Pant 9- "He's a hack" "Saha is better" "Even Bradman wouldnt hold his place in the team if he kept like Pant" (this was said unironically). No. **** off.
Jadeja 8- Better batsman, bowler, fielder, human being than Shane Warne
Ashwin 9.5- For me, India's man of the series despite not playing the last test. Brilliant with the ball in the first two, and despite a relatively underwhelming-but-still-better-than-Lyon performance in the third, played with the kind of guts and anti-intent that non-Khawaja Australian batsmen can only dream of. Wish he worked on his fitness but Ashwin ashwon this series for us.
Umesh 6- Bowled ok, got injured, has a good nickname
Shami 6- Looked great before getting his arm broken by intimidatory bowling^tm
Bumrah 7- Not as dominant as some of his other series but had tons of catches dropped off him. Still fantastic.
Siraj 8- Cant say enough good things about this guy. Lost his father, forced to stay due to covid protocols, apparently made up racist abuse because he was under so much pressure ( 8) ), and comes out and bowls like that. Highly impressive, will probably move ahead of Umesh in the pecking order.
Natarajan 6- For a literal net bowler to come and not just not disgrace himself but also pick up key wickets in a series decider in Australia is more amazing than its being given credit for. Hard to see him playing for India again but what a memorable contribution.
Saini 3- More like Draini. Look he wasnt good, but he didnt bowl much worse with a groin strain than without. Is that an indictment on his bowling? maybe. But it was still gutsy he bowled at all.
Shardul Thakur 9- The Lord title started off ironic and only took a couple of days to quickly turn unironic. Match turning innings with the bat at 180/6, 7 important wickets, Only bowler to be warned for #IntimidatoryBowling. Was the most important player of a series winning test match in Australia. Lord, indeed.
Sundar 8- Ati Sundar. Outbowled Lyon, doesnt have a melon of a head, brilliant partnership with thakur rescued the game and a nice cameo at the end with pant pretty much sealed it. His bowling needs work, but his batting looks like an enormous asset.
Australia
Burns 1- Got good balls but made them look better.Bad batsman.
Wade 2- Bad batting, was a petulant **** on the field, not as good as head.
Warner 3- Looked half fit. Horrific facial hair.
Pucovski 4- Looked decent when he wasnt finding new ways to kill himself.
Labuscaghne 6- Am I being harsh? I've genuinely not seen a luckier series performance in ages. Looked dreadful for long stretches but still deserved credit for taking advantage of his good fortune. His "lolrandom" antics are cringeworthy.
Smith 6- Roared back with a brilliant ton after an embarassing start to the series where he got owned by the greatest visiting spinner to ever tour Australia. Not getting questioned at sydney 2nd innings on his SR like Pujara was was annoying.
Head 3- Better than Wade?
Green 5- Bowling was basically a non factor, but has some promise with the bat (if he adds the 2nd, 3rd and 4th gears). Absolute monster at gully, saved about 60-70 runs it felt like.
Paine 4- Not the problem. Ok he's one of the problems but pretending replacing him will solve everything is rubbish. Bowling plans werent good, but letting the bowlers get away with zero blame is a very australian thing.
Cummins 9- Really couldnt have done much more. Was a monster every time he bowled. Bowled an absurd number of overs at full tilt without getting injured or losing stamina. Hmmmmm, very interesting.......???
Starc 4- I was right, trundler was right, suck it. No but seriously, without the pink ball, he looks half the bowler. Doesnt clean up the tail, doesnt keep the runs down, wastes the new ball... Australia have enough depth in their pace bowling to not think this is the best they can do.
Hazelwood 8- Looks like an overgrown hobbit, but fmd he's good.
Lyon 3- Megamind has a big head , a big vein and not a big brain, nor a big heart. Ok thats harsh, but with lots of assistance from the pitch he was again disappointing and getting outbowled by every spinner India trotted out is embarassing.
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