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G.I.Joe

G.I.Joe

International Coach
Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · May 5

I no feeling well today. Temperature, cold sweat, loose motion. I phone Hafeez & ask what he normally take before he facing Steyn.


Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · Apr 6

Outfield very wet. Last time I see outfield this wet when Hafeez walk out from pavilion to face Steyn. Wet trail everywhere #IndvSL #wt20

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · Mar 28

Kohli just blow kiss at screen. Luckily at same time I changing my salwar so I having my bum towards TV screen. #IndvsBan #wt20

What the actual **** :laugh:


 
Fusion

Fusion

Global Moderator
There's a Misbah parody account that's pretty funny as well. Though the Nasir one is definitely a class above.
 
Fusion

Fusion

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Hey Joe, teach me how to magically embed tweets like you did with the Nasir account. So fancy, I need to learn.
 
hendrix

hendrix

Hall of Fame Member
Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · Feb 8
'You know why we pick you?' Misbah ask.
'Yes' I say & then I smash bat on Adil knee.
'That's not what I meant but thanks!' Misbah say.
 
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haroon iqbal

Cricket Spectator
sir first of all salam to all of you...!
sir i m new here i don't know how to write the new post here..!
sir i m a good and very fast bowler i want to join pakistan under 19 team sir i am also selected in dera ismail khan trial but sir i m poor boy and belong to noble family then i can't rich to my aims anyone help me how to reached pcb or the selection commite i am w8ing for ur allz reply...!
 
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Agent Nationaux

Agent Nationaux

International Coach
haroon iqbal said:
sir first of all salam to all of you...!
sir i m new here i don't know how to write the new post here..!
sir i m a good and very fast bowler i want to join pakistan under 19 team sir i am also selected in dera ismail khan trial but sir i m poor boy and belong to noble family then i can't rich to my aims anyone help me how to reached pcb or the selection commite i am w8ing for ur allz reply...!
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You will be better off trying in PakPassion. They have connections with the PCB and local coaches.
 
OverratedSanity

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Nasir Jamshed
‏@NasirJamshed_
"92, 96, 99, 2003, 2011, 2015. What they got in common?" Misbah ask.
"Years I have birth certificate for" Lala say. Even Misbah laugh!
 
Agent Nationaux

Agent Nationaux

International Coach
Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 6 hrs 6 hours ago
Haris scream at night. Boys go running. Kanjar watching highlight of India game. "Better to see naked Tanvir in dream than this" Lala say.

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · Feb 16
"You ready to fill Younis shoes?" Waqar ask me. "Yes!" I say. So he give me stones to put in Younis shoes to injure him. I hope this work.

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · Feb 16
Misbah so ashamed of whole team. He no able to make eye contact with anyone. Boys upset. Apart from Irfan. He used to no eye contact.

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · Feb 15
Waqar say Shehzad getting fidgety. He tell me to take him drink & his phone so he can take selfie cos he no take one since tea #PakvsInd
 
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G.I.Joe

G.I.Joe

International Coach
Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 1h1 hour ago

"Even Zimbabwe showing more testicle than us" Misbah say"Who showing testicle & where?" Shehzad ask excitedMisbah say it just a saying.


Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 20h20 hours ago

Team under curfew so Shehzad do party in his room. Umar dancing to "I ***y & I Knowing it" song. Boys throw money on Umar but he dropping.


Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · Feb 21

Waqar say "Today we disgrace this proud green shirt. We all need apologise". Now we all doing Skype call to apologise to Ireland team.

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · Feb 21

4-4 yess!Equaliser!#PAKvWI


Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · Feb 21

Waqar tell Adil to get me ice. "I like mango flavour" I tell Adil. "Not ice-cream. Just ice for finger you fat bastard" Waqar say #PAKvWI



 
smash84

smash84

The Tiger King
G.I.Joe said:
Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 1h1 hour ago

"Even Zimbabwe showing more testicle than us" Misbah say"Who showing testicle & where?" Shehzad ask excitedMisbah say it just a saying.


Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 20h20 hours ago

Team under curfew so Shehzad do party in his room. Umar dancing to "I ***y & I Knowing it" song. Boys throw money on Umar but he dropping.


Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · Feb 21

Waqar say "Today we disgrace this proud green shirt. We all need apologise". Now we all doing Skype call to apologise to Ireland team.

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · Feb 21

4-4 yess!Equaliser!#PAKvWI


Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · Feb 21

Waqar tell Adil to get me ice. "I like mango flavour" I tell Adil. "Not ice-cream. Just ice for finger you fat bastard" Waqar say #PAKvWI
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:lol:

This might yet be his best tweets so far
 
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