***Official*** Zimbabwe in New Zealand 2012

[Viscount Tom]

The team is so poor that this match is probably breaching human rights laws by happening. I really don't think it matters when they take the PP.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

If you're a ******, yes.

Yeah, it is pretty ******** captaincy from Taylor. If I was him I would have just bowled Utseya and Price out, and maybe even some part timers. Force NZ to take their batting PP first.

A sign of a beaten team?

 

[Chubb]

Oh crap.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Oram again. Batting PP again too?

lol Guptill, finding new ways to get out.

 

[BeeGee]

Yeah, it is pretty ******** captaincy from Taylor. If I was him I would have just bowled Utseya and Price out, and maybe even some part timers. Force NZ to take their batting PP first.

A sign of a beaten team?

Yep.

Good knock from Nicol. Not a bad average, there.

 

[BeeGee]

Guptil

 

[Mike5181]

Why are we sending Oram in? Isn't giving McCullum, Williamson and Latham more time in the middle more important than scoring a few extra runs over 350.

Edit: Well, Guptill's gone which should help.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

I'm surprised you don't see that more. The keeper holding on to the wide down the leg side, faking out the batsman.

It's actually 2 wickets in 1 ball.

 

[Days of Grace]

LOL, that was out, for mine.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Nothing I hate more than harsh calls on wides, are the lines not good enough for umpires ffs?

McCullum bros special here. Vitori falling apart spectacularly, three rank full tosses on the trot.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

I was watching the cricket and a baseball game broke out!

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

So Jarvis won't complete his allocation of 10 overs. That's atrocious.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Minnow-basher!!!

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Classic shameless Baz minnow bashing.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Brian Vitori brings up his maiden ODI ton.

A pretty impressive effort.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

How to spell "dire" in Zimbabwean: V-I-T-O-R-I

 

[Chubb]

I'm going to have to change my avatar. He looked so promising. I thought Zim had something in him and Jarvis. It's not fair.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

9-0-105-1

Joins Lewis, Sneddon, and Southee in the 100 club, but is the only one to do it in 9.

(Sneddon did it in 12)

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Can't get over the fact that Jarvis is only going to bowl 9, yet Chickabumchik got his full 10 overs. Ridiculous.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

4th or 5th ball to get lost on the roof?

Crazy.

Haha, McCullum. He must have been standing about 2 metres outside of the crease. His average also goes back under 30.