***Official*** 'When Will This Bloody Tour End?' T20 Thread

[Furball]

England Cricket on Twitter just posted the words "good over from Dernbach".

wtf.

 

[LongHopCassidy]

Dirtbag needs to be more succinct in his sledging. Deliver the main thrust of your argument (such as a broken ****en arm) and jog on.

 

[GIMH]

'Why has he got a girl's name?'

My missus on Dernbach

 

[Furball]

Just checked the departure times tomorrow. 6am the earliest. Probably not going to claim that as tonight itbt.

They'll head to the airport without sleeping so it still counts as tonight.

 

[benchmark00]

Jeez Cutting gives it a strike.

 

[LongHopCassidy]

Got some timber on that.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Feck me.

Cutting has nailed her. Beauty.

 

[NUFAN]

Cutting showing how bad the Heat tactics in the Big Bash were in leaving him until the last couple of overs.

 

[LongHopCassidy]

Cunning Brett Lee tactics from Jade here.

 

[Burgey]

Dernbach - the sixth One Directioner.

 

[LongHopCassidy]

The outfielding has been utter crud tonight. Can count at least 15 runs wasted so far.

 

[benchmark00]

Stokes has bowled **** tonight. Way too full. Hasn't listened to the plans.

 

[uvelocity]

jono going mad in the crowd

 

[LongHopCassidy]

Good flourish that. A real catwalk drive.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Dernbach clearly trying to compensate for his lack of chest topiary by filling it in with ink.

Stokes not at it today; too short.

Better.

 

[Johnners]

So **** that Hodge is playing and Horseface isn't.

 

[benchmark00]

**** this is dumb bowling. Wtf. How can everyone else get it right but him get it so wrong. Does he not listen?

 

[BoyBrumby]

Tell you what, Cutting can play.

That's not a lower order biffer's shot. Gorgeous lofted drive.

 

[dermo]

batting allrounder ben cutting

 

[benchmark00]

Tell you what, Cutting can play.

That's not a lower order biffer's shot. Gorgeous lofted drive.

Yeah he's got some good shots and power to burn, but fmd. Pitching it up repeatedly on a ground with 50m straight boundaries...