What a horrible thread that is. Check some of these out:
Almost gaining captaincy of your school team is what? Only one step away from international cricket?
Overrating your ability to bowl three different styles on the international stage, aren't you? I'm surprised you're not going to give your left arm a go as well.
It sounds like Merv Hughes is just waiting to call...
At 8, you have very little idea how good you are.
So why aren't you in the team then? Politics, I suppose?
Good ol' nepotism.
He quit because he got hit on the 'tighs'? Has he not heard of a thigh guard?