*Official* Third Test at the WACA

[wiff]

He must have a bot

Good effort—where's the full list?

 

[andruid]

Australia stuck in and shot out for 112. Still contrive to steal a 1st innings lead. Match over by tea on day two.

 

[Jono]

Everytime I see andruid's sig it makes me look like I hate Kohli

 

[GotSpin]

Everytime I see andruid's sig it makes me look like I hate Kohli

Still sticking with your little Kohli jokes I see

 

[NUFAN]

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Is the world best keeper the worlds best against the short ball too?

 

[Jono]

Still sticking with your little Kohli jokes I see

Got nothing else going for me.

 

[Hooksey]

Perth wicket unveiled today and it's a green-top. Surprise, surprise!

At a press conference Andrew Strauss said England would make 350 and win. To which Simon Katich replied England wouldn't make 350 in two innings

 

[benchmark00]

WACA ground staff looking forward to getting on the piss on the pitch again.

Opposed to the England players who like pissing on the pitch.

 

[wiff]

Looks like a typical BBQ, blokes sprawled on the ground, woman huddled around in another group.

 

[Carn_the_pies]

We still Baa boys Barmy army a flogging after the **** they pulled on Terry Alderman.

 

[Carn_the_pies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbKb8sICcAEcZCv.jpg:large

 

[wiff]

Carn your rite in English please

 

[Tangles]

If its too green our boys could struggle with sideways movement. Just bounce is all we need.

 

[ajdude]

We still Baa boys Barmy army a flogging after the **** they pulled on Terry Alderman.

this is how i picture uvelocity at this point in time

 

[Carn_the_pies]

Whats UVO got to do with this ajdude?

VICCO PATTO!

 

[Burgey]

CTP, are you a parody account?

 

[Carn_the_pies]

Stop trolling and talk cricket

 

[wiff]

CTP, are you a parody account?

Must be someone who hates Victorians.

 

[Hooksey]

It's going to be hot and bouncy :





...and hopefully a bigger spectacle than those pictures above

 

[Burgey]

**** I love the Perth test. Like no other venue anywhere. Forget your unmanly subcontinental dust bowls where it doesn't bounce above your knee and spinners like Ashwin who wouldn't get a bowl in a Chinese restaurant any place else get wickets, or your poncy green seamers which are slow but which even Derek Pringle was hard to play on or your roads where bowling is a mindless chore.

It's just about pace and bounce. It's just raw, hard cricket. Outfield is lightning, light almost blinds you, slips a mile back, the Doctor in and no lbws because of the bounce. Man up or head home.

Oh, and Margaret River Sav Blanc while watching it over dinner.