*Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

[honestbharani]

They would probably also rue not playing Woakes over me as well as well tbh.

You were dropped in the Forummers' Ashes no? @weeman27bob best selector in England confirmed. Someone page Key.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Most of them scored by edging in the air between the slips and gully. Or at least it felt like that.

Bat as far away from body for nearly ever scoring shot as it was for Labuschagne dismissal last week.

 

[sledger]

You were dropped in the Forummers' Ashes no? @weeman27bob best selector in England confirmed. Someone page Key.

Absolutely not. My part time off-spin claimed two key wickets at a very respectable economy. Criminally under-bowled.

 

[GotSpin]

Good to see rod Stewart getting into the comms

 

[LongHopCassidy]

What do Test cricketers have for lunch? I know Lord's lays on a good spread but always wondered if it's typically a proper meal or a protein shake + replacing the sandpaper hidden under your tongue.

 

[halba]

starc very average. This is the problem when u dont pick ure best bowlers- Neser still in the sheds.

 

[sledger]

What do Test cricketers have for lunch? I know Lord's lays on a good spread but always wondered if it's typically a proper meal or a protein shake + replacing the sandpaper hidden under your tongue.

snake imo

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

What do Test cricketers have for lunch? I know Lord's lays on a good spread but always wondered if it's typically a proper meal or a protein shake + replacing the sandpaper hidden under your tongue.

Monster Munch

 

[Burgey]

Cummins is right on the money here

 

[Son Of Coco]

Come on Starceh. Castle him.

 

[Spark]

Cummins is right on the money here

They've started well, not a lot happening off the deck so far though.

 

[chris.hinton]

100 run partnership for these two. Massively improving

 

[Burgey]

They've started well, not a lot happening off the deck so far though.

Lacquer will come off in a couple of overs and carnage will ensue.

 

[morgieb]

Lacquer will come off in a couple of overs and carnage will ensue.

Yeah, hopefully. Annoying TSTL if England get a good score purely because they got the best batting conditions.

 

[Spark]

Hit the deck Patty. No floaty drive balls

 

[Spark]

Yeah, hopefully. Annoying TSTL if England get a good score purely because they got the best batting conditions.

Eh I mean when you put up 400+ you insure yourself against things like this.

If we had only got like 250 then yeah I would be annoyed.

 

[Niall]

Is their a better batsman in the world than Zak Crawley ATM?

 

[Shri]

What do Test cricketers have for lunch? I know Lord's lays on a good spread but always wondered if it's typically a proper meal or a protein shake + replacing the sandpaper hidden under your tongue.

robinson bowls like his diet is wheatbix and nothing else

 

[Spark]

Yeah this is enough Starc I think.

 

[Spark]

Also that ball there is exactly why "not enough balls bowled that would hit the stumps" is a bad stat, because those are bad balls.

EDIT: Hit the deck please.