*Official* Road to 2013 Ashes

[flibbertyjibber]

5.30 press conference by Clarke and Warner.

Could be interesting.

 

[Spikey]

seems more likely it'll be a bunch of clichés

 

[flibbertyjibber]

All eyes on Clarke I guess to see if he is struggling with his back. Might get more questions about that than anything else if they allow questions of course.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Our press going for it a bit and Warner and Clarke deadbatting it quite well.

 

[Spikey]

Ironically

 

[social]

I think it would've made more sense to suspend him from the first Test than the warmups.

Ban him for the first 2 tests would have made more sense as there are no warm-ups between them

For the third, there is a tour game

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Ban him for the first 2 tests would have made more sense as there are no warm-ups between them

For the third, there is a tour game

It would be a surprise if he appears in the opening 2 tests unless Clarke's back goes on the day of the match. If Pietersen doesn't play in the two games he is supposed to I wouldn't want him to be in our side with no cricket behind him.

 

[Red]

**** them all. The Australian batsmen are now ALL officially douches. SOS this bunch now imo and send all the dickheads home. If Clarke's leadership's a problem, send him home and replace him with Cosgrove

- Rogers
- Katich
- Ponting
- Hodge
- Cosgrove
- Hussey
- Haddin
- Pattinson
- Harris
- Bird
- Lyon

#wouldwintheAshesbothseries

 

[uvelocity]

they just don't want him to show his hand before the series, first ball in england will be forever known as the shot of the century #warnesque

 

[Riggins]

**** them all. The Australian batsmen are now ALL officially douches. SOS this bunch now imo and send all the dickheads home. If Clarke's leadership's a problem, send him home and replace him with Cosgrove

- Rogers
- Katich
- Ponting
- Hodge
- Cosgrove
- Hussey
- Haddin
- Pattinson
- Harris
- Bird
- Lyon

#wouldwintheAshesbothseries

clarkey over hodge, coz to 3 and you got a winner.

 

[Dan]

Shame that Cosgrove is more of a douche than the rest of them. Yeah, he's a good bat, but he gets so overrated on here.

 

[Spark]

Look, you can't complain about douchebags and then pick Hodge and Cosgrove. You just can't.

 

[Red]

Look, you can't complain about douchebags and then pick Hodge and Cosgrove. You just can't.

Yeh, but Cossy and Hodge are a different breed of douchebag. The breed that consistently make runs in cricket.

btw....caption this photo, especially Steve Waugh...

 

[Prince EWS]

Yeh, but Cossy and Hodge are a different breed of douchebag. The breed that consistently make runs in cricket.

Unlike Michael Clarke, who hasn't scored a run in years.

 

[Dan]

Unlike Michael Clarke, who hasn't scored a run in years.

And look at Hodge's FC record this decade!

 

[Prince EWS]

I really think Australia should be looking to add another batsman to the squad at this point, with Clarke battling injury and Warner not playing any warmups.

I'm sure we'll all agree that the obvious choice is the bloke who has tonned up in his current fixture in the British Isles.



Muzza.

Daemon to c'.

 

[Spikey]

better than ricky ponting

 

[Riggins]

they're some cool pads he's got there.

he'd struggle in clarkey's non-boozing team culture though.

 

[morgieb]

With Cribb here.

 

[Daemon]

I really think Australia should be looking to add another batsman to the squad at this point, with Clarke battling injury and Warner not playing any warmups.

I'm sure we'll all agree that the obvious choice is the bloke who has tonned up in his current fixture in the British Isles.

Daemon to c'.

He's eligible? Get him in there ffs.