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Official Pro-Wrestling Thread (WWE, TNA, ROH etc.)

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Majin

International Debutant
Nothing will compare to the dire shape that JBL was in for the last two years of his career. He looked like he was pregnant when he bent over to pick people up off the mat. And then it was totally hilarious that in the Smackdown! video games they made him a totally ripped beast, worst **** ever.
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
Nothing will compare to the dire shape that JBL was in for the last two years of his career. He looked like he was pregnant when he bent over to pick people up off the mat. And then it was totally hilarious that in the Smackdown! video games they made him a totally ripped beast, worst **** ever.
Haha, yeah, and in the '07 version they made Umaga and Mark Henry look no bigger than your average fat bloke down the pub. The wrestler models in that game were pretty dire.

JBL can get away with anything in my book though, he's a genius on the mic and is by far the best commentator they have these days. He's brilliant at putting over heels and drawing heat to anyone he wants - I genuinely don't believe M.V.P. would have gotten over half as well during his feud with Benoit if it wasn't for JBL putting him over. I actually thought at one stage that they were gonna have JBL manage him, he did that good a job.
 

Majin

International Debutant
definitely agree, he was ****e to start off with 'cause he was too concerned with getting himself over but he's become a really good commentator now. He's even gone past the "pretend to love every heel and hate every face" stage that most of the colour commentators go through to where he praises both face and heel characters, even if he is still slightly heel orientated. He's hilarious as well.

Still, for whatever reason the team of J.R and King far outweighs anything else the WWE could offer for mine. It's going to seem so wrong when they're retired, hearing someone else calling RAW and the big main events.
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
definitely agree, he was ****e to start off with 'cause he was too concerned with getting himself over but he's become a really good commentator now. He's even gone past the "pretend to love every heel and hate every face" stage that most of the colour commentators go through to where he praises both face and heel characters, even if he is still slightly heel orientated. He's hilarious as well.

Still, for whatever reason the team of J.R and King far outweighs anything else the WWE could offer for mine. It's going to seem so wrong when they're retired, hearing someone else calling RAW and the big main events.
I dunno about them, obviously they're an institution but J.R. constantly gets things wrong and it gets on my nerves. I mean, how many years has he been calling Jeff Hardy's matches, and he still doesn't know the difference between a Whisper In The Wind and a Twist of Fate, whereas even the mark fans do? And King needs to stop talking about "puppies" quite so often. Besides that they're great, no-one gives the big moments as much punch with as much sincerity as they do.
 

Majin

International Debutant
I dunno, I think J.R has gotten a lot better in recent times, I remember when he came back after his bad bout of Bell's Palsy and he was really bad, forgetting names and everything all over the place but I hardly notice him doing it anymore, and I don't ever hear King talking about puppies 'cause I can never be arsed to watch the Women's matches anyway, they're a joke. Perfect toilet break in the show xD

And yeah, it's just the classic moment factor. Can you imagine Michael Cole screaming "Good God almighty, Good God almighty! As God as my witness, he is broken in half!"? It's just the worst thought xD
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
I dunno, I think J.R has gotten a lot better in recent times, I remember when he came back after his bad bout of Bell's Palsy and he was really bad, forgetting names and everything all over the place but I hardly notice him doing it anymore, and I don't ever hear King talking about puppies 'cause I can never be arsed to watch the Women's matches anyway, they're a joke. Perfect toilet break in the show xD

And yeah, it's just the classic moment factor. Can you imagine Michael Cole screaming "Good God almighty, Good God almighty! As God as my witness, he is broken in half!"? It's just the worst thought xD
Haha. I don't mind Cole too much, he's a good foil to JBL. Prefer him to Joey "I love ECW so much it hurts sometimes" Styles, at any rate, although that's partly because my appreciation of the original ECW is minimal. Just watch Sandman wrestle a match where he's not allowed to use his Kendo stick and you'll see what I mean.
 

ohtani's jacket

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I was never a fan of ECW, but it did help a number of workers get signed by WWF and WCW -- Austin, Foley, Pillman, Eddie Guerrero, Benoit, Malenko, Rey Mysterio, Jr., Juventud Guerrera, Psicosis and others all did stints in ECW.
 

ohtani's jacket

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If a WWE wrestler looks small or fat it means they're off the steriods.

And Finlay's been wrestling since 1978. Almost 20 years and still a great worker.
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
I was never a fan of ECW, but it did help a number of workers get signed by WWF and WCW -- Austin, Foley, Pillman, Eddie Guerrero, Benoit, Malenko, Rey Mysterio, Jr., Juventud Guerrera, Psicosis and others all did stints in ECW.
Yeah, they have at some points had some great workers there. The thing that gets me about it though is that so much of their product is based around nothing that even resembles wrestling. They had some great wrestlers, but IIRC none of those guys you mentioned above were ever ECW champ. They were all mid-carders, just because the fans wanted to see a guy get torn to shreds more than they wanted to see athletic ability.

I have One Night Stand 2006 on DVD - they don't sell a lot of wrestling DVDs over here in France, but I live on my own at the moment and it gets boring, so I buy whatever I can find - and there's a Kurt Angle vs Randy Orton match on there. Not only are the fans stupid enough to mark out for Kurt Angle despite him having previously expressed his "utter disgust" with the ECW product on his one and only visit there, they were also chanting "Boring" and "We want blood" during a match between Angle and Randy Orton. Angle is possibly one of the greatest technical wrestlers of all time - if you're going to chant "Boring" during a match involving him, you clearly have no appreciation for actual wrestling, as differentiated from just plain violence.
 

sledger

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Haha. I don't mind Cole too much, he's a good foil to JBL. Prefer him to Joey "I love ECW so much it hurts sometimes" Styles, at any rate, although that's partly because my appreciation of the original ECW is minimal. Just watch Sandman wrestle a match where he's not allowed to use his Kendo stick and you'll see what I mean.
I used to really like michael cole as a commentator about 5 years ago, but nowadays all we seem to hear is "oh JBL, we havent ever seen anyone manhandle the Undertaker like this"....every single bloody week, that really pisses me off, worse than that in fact is the way JBL goes on to say "this is going to be the most dangerous/career ending/brutal match we have ever witnessed for EVERY single PPV main event that has any sort of stipulation...rah, other than that I quite like JBL, good heel,. but as previously said was in terrible shape for the last 2 years of his career.

As for ECW, where agreed Sandman cant wrestle for ****, there were some fantastic proper wrestlers on the ECW roster when it was proper ECW, supercrazy (now being wasted stupidly on RAW), Tajiri, Kid Kash, RVD were awesome, and the likes of Raven and Rhino werent half bad either, in fact come to think of it all of those names were so badly booked by the E its untrue, Tajiri was turned into a wimpering idiot, RVD should have held the world title several times, Raven shouldnt have had his gimmick ruined and used as a lower card jobber, Rhino could also have been used far better imo....raaah
 

sledger

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have One Night Stand 2006 on DVD - they don't sell a lot of wrestling DVDs over here in France, but I live on my own at the moment and it gets boring, so I buy whatever I can find - and there's a Kurt Angle vs Randy Orton match on there. Not only are the fans stupid enough to mark out for Kurt Angle despite him having previously expressed his "utter disgust" with the ECW product on his one and only visit there, they were also chanting "Boring" and "We want blood" during a match between Angle and Randy Orton. Angle is possibly one of the greatest technical wrestlers of all time - if you're going to chant "Boring" during a match involving him, you clearly have no appreciation for actual wrestling, as differentiated from just plain violence.
hmmm where I agree with what you have said there to an extent I also have to disagree.....a lot of ECW fans were very appreciative of true wrestling, and from what I remember that match was hardly top drawer, and in fact pretty dull, nowhere near the high standards Angle set himself, I would suggest the reason the "boring" chants were bellowing around was due to the fact that the match was simply dull by any real standard, not due to the fact that there were no weapons/blood etc...

that said, if you can find One night stand 05 i'd definitely recommend that, some great matches on there.
 

sledger

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If a WWE wrestler looks small or fat it means they're off the steriods.

And Finlay's been wrestling since 1978. Almost 20 years and still a great worker.
a great talent no doubt, further to what I said about the commentary earlier Finlay is another example of how they say stupid things week in week out, for example how often do we hear "finlay is one tough SOB, and loves to fight, he'd put up a fight with anyone", only for him to lose every single week, they do this with kane as well, say what a monster he is then watch as he jobs week in week out, rrraaaah
 

sledger

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He's been out for 4 months - admittedly he was carrying a bit too much weight before that, but he'll be in better shape soon. Mysterio and HHH both looked a bit fat on their returns too.
on his recent return HHH weighed the lightest he has done for about 3 years actually :p
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
hmmm where I agree with what you have said there to an extent I also have to disagree.....a lot of ECW fans were very appreciative of true wrestling, and from what I remember that match was hardly top drawer, and in fact pretty dull, nowhere near the high standards Angle set himself, I would suggest the reason the "boring" chants were bellowing around was due to the fact that the match was simply dull by any real standard, not due to the fact that there were no weapons/blood etc...

that said, if you can find One night stand 05 i'd definitely recommend that, some great matches on there.
Yeah, you're right that it wasn't actually a great match, that probably had something to do with it. However, my point still stands about the guys who made it biggest in ECW being just the guys who shed the most blood - for the most part, any man with a screw loose can do most of the stuff that Tommy Dreamer, Sandman, or Terry Funk can do, as insane as it may be. However, the stuff that Benoit, RVD, Eddie, Super Crazy (who deserves so much better than to be part of a tag team with the oldest, most decrepit and talentless piece of junk still breathing in WWE, Hacksaw Jim Duggan) and others could do takes years and years of training, and yet they never made it beyond the midcard thanks to Heyman and the fans' bloodlust.

sledger said:
on his recent return HHH weighed the lightest he has done for about 3 years actually :p
Aha! That's where I've got you. I think. Muscle weighs four times as much as fat. HHH was lighter because the muscle he had before his lay-off got turned into fat while he was out, then I'd assume since he got back he's put more weight on again. 'Taker now weighs less than 300lb for the first time in his career, but it's not 'cause he's in better shape, it's 'cause his muscles are slowly beginning to deteriorate in size as he gets towards the age of 45-50.
 

Majin

International Debutant
Don't agree with that call on ECW tbh, Tazz was one of the most over people in ECW and he was obviously a wrestling machine, RVD was the most over guy in the whole company and was scheduled to move up to the top but for a broken leg. Countless quality wrestlers who performed in ECW have been mentioned, and the ECW fans generally loved it just as much as the crazy stuff. I thought it was a great mix of crazy spotfests and good wrestling matches, but that was just my opinion.

and I haven't watched ONS 06 for a long time, but I'm quite sure that IIRC the boring chants during the Angle/Orton match came when Randy Orton was going on one of his chin lock sprees, which is an entirely fair call tbh xD
 

sledger

Spanish_Vicente
haha two good well made points there barn, got me rather... lol

although, what you say about the ECW upper card is true to an extent, whats perhaps more stupid about ECW is that Justin Credible, who didnt take any bumps, bleed, do any insane stunts and above all else couldnt wrestle for **** was world champ there on several occasions, hell knows why, maybe barring the great khali he for me is easily the worst wrestler to ever hold a world title in any federation EVER.
 

sledger

Spanish_Vicente
Don't agree with that call on ECW tbh, Tazz was one of the most over people in ECW and he was obviously a wrestling machine, RVD was the most over guy in the whole company and was scheduled to move up to the top but for a broken leg. Countless quality wrestlers who performed in ECW have been mentioned, and the ECW fans generally loved it just as much as the crazy stuff. I thought it was a great mix of crazy spotfests and good wrestling matches, but that was just my opinion.

and I haven't watched ONS 06 for a long time, but I'm quite sure that IIRC the boring chants during the Angle/Orton match came when Randy Orton was going on one of his chin lock sprees, which is an entirely fair call tbh xD
damkn, forgot about taz, another great wrestler horribly used by the E, that said injury did rather limit what they could do with him after a while, and does make a decent commentator.
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
Don't agree with that call on ECW tbh, Tazz was one of the most over people in ECW and he was obviously a wrestling machine, RVD was the most over guy in the whole company and was scheduled to move up to the top but for a broken leg. Countless quality wrestlers who performed in ECW have been mentioned, and the ECW fans generally loved it just as much as the crazy stuff. I thought it was a great mix of crazy spotfests and good wrestling matches, but that was just my opinion.

and I haven't watched ONS 06 for a long time, but I'm quite sure that IIRC the boring chants during the Angle/Orton match came when Randy Orton was going on one of his chin lock sprees, which is an entirely fair call tbh xD
Actually you are right about Tazz, I knew there was someone else I forgot. I've probably been overly harsh on ECW, but what gets me about the whole ECW attitude is that they tried so hard to make sure that people thought they were an alternative to WWF/E and WCW rather than competition for them. That put such a glass ceiling on their whole operation. It meant the WWF fans that also watched WCW, or the WCW fans who also watched WWF would be less inclined to watch ECW because they were always bad-mouthing the other two firms, and their fans, and alienating people. WCW and WWF bad-mouthed each other from time to time, but people recognised that that's because they were competing with one another.

ECW had some outstanding wrestlers, it's true. But when you've got guys who are good enough wrestlers to put certain WCW and WWF main eventers to shame and you stick them in the midcard, people who appreciate technical wrestling are going to turn off in favour of WCW or WWF. Half the time it seemed like all Paul Heyman wanted to do was distance himself from WCW and WWF and **** on them and their wrestlers as much as possible. Look at the bWo gimmick. What was that, besides a blatant attempt to take the piss out of Hogan, Nash, Hall and WCW? If you're a WCW fan and you see that on ECW, you're gonna switch off, because it just seems lame and pathetic. If ECW had concentrated on their own product rather than on everyone else's, they might not have gone under quite so soon.
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
haha two good well made points there barn, got me rather... lol

although, what you say about the ECW upper card is true to an extent, whats perhaps more stupid about ECW is that Justin Credible, who didnt take any bumps, bleed, do any insane stunts and above all else couldnt wrestle for **** was world champ there on several occasions, hell knows why, maybe barring the great khali he for me is easily the worst wrestler to ever hold a world title in any federation EVER.
Haha. Never seen much of Credible TBH, just know he uses a Tombstone Piledriver as his finisher which is odd.

For mine, The Great Khali is probably the worst I've seen. Mark Henry probably comes a close second, and I know you hate him too so I think you'll sympathise! :laugh:
 
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