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*Official* Pro-Wrestling Thread II
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Wrong. So much wrong. Nowhere near WCW enough.
The correct answer is a Linda McMahon on a Forklift match, where the winner gets the 'services' (heh) of Steph.
Linda wants to protect her daughter from actually being in the match so takes Steph's place on the forklift. The match is as terrible as is expected, and there's even a Shane-O-Mac cameo, as he inexplicably comes out on the shoulders of Big Show to remove Linda from the match. After an argument between Linda ("I have to do this for my family!") and a Big Show shoulder-straddling Shane (No you don't!"), Savage gives Big Show a low blow, causing him to fall backwards and electric chair Shane through a table. Neither are seen again for the remainder of the match.
In the course of the match, Hunter and Savage fight near the forklift and accidentally hit the lever than lowers the forklift while fighting. Linda is now on the ground, Randy counters a pedigree with a back body drop and walks up to collect Linda. They kiss, signifying their undying love that Vince never knew about, and now Randy has successfully replaced Vince as patriarch...and now he can **** Steph too!
At this, Hunter loses his ****. He goes nuts with the sledgehammer, knocking out both Savage and his mother-in-law. Steph runs out and embraces him, pulling him into a slightly-too-enthusiastic kiss that signifies their undying love. But this is Dubya-See-Dubya, so there's a swerve. Steph breaks the kiss, but pulls him back into another hug. Triple H is more than happy to oblige. But then Steph kicks him in the nuts, pedigrees him shouting "that's the closest to my ****** you're ever getting again" and throws him onto the forklift pallet.
Steph raises the fork, drives up the ramp, and uses the lean function to dump an unconscious Triple H off the forklift, off the stage and into a pile of conveniently-placed tables.
David Arquette comes out and Steph does the overly-***ualised "I'm with him now" kiss thing asNitroRaw goes off the air.
That month's PPV main event, you ask?
David Arquette (w/ Stephanie McMahon) vs. Triple H (w/ Vince McMahon) vs. Randy Savage (w/ Linda McMahon) vs. Big Show (w/ Shane McMahon)...inside the Elimination Chamber (the timed entries are for each wrestler's chosen weapon. Trips picks his sledgehammer, Savage opts for a ladder, Big Show a steel chair, and Arquette picks a Goldberg).
Mick Foley as the special guest referee because he always seems to be in these things, Pat Patterson on commentary, and the corpse of Vince Sr. as special guest timekeeper because nobody gives a **** about timekeeping anyway.
The correct answer is a Linda McMahon on a Forklift match, where the winner gets the 'services' (heh) of Steph.
Linda wants to protect her daughter from actually being in the match so takes Steph's place on the forklift. The match is as terrible as is expected, and there's even a Shane-O-Mac cameo, as he inexplicably comes out on the shoulders of Big Show to remove Linda from the match. After an argument between Linda ("I have to do this for my family!") and a Big Show shoulder-straddling Shane (No you don't!"), Savage gives Big Show a low blow, causing him to fall backwards and electric chair Shane through a table. Neither are seen again for the remainder of the match.
In the course of the match, Hunter and Savage fight near the forklift and accidentally hit the lever than lowers the forklift while fighting. Linda is now on the ground, Randy counters a pedigree with a back body drop and walks up to collect Linda. They kiss, signifying their undying love that Vince never knew about, and now Randy has successfully replaced Vince as patriarch...and now he can **** Steph too!
At this, Hunter loses his ****. He goes nuts with the sledgehammer, knocking out both Savage and his mother-in-law. Steph runs out and embraces him, pulling him into a slightly-too-enthusiastic kiss that signifies their undying love. But this is Dubya-See-Dubya, so there's a swerve. Steph breaks the kiss, but pulls him back into another hug. Triple H is more than happy to oblige. But then Steph kicks him in the nuts, pedigrees him shouting "that's the closest to my ****** you're ever getting again" and throws him onto the forklift pallet.
Steph raises the fork, drives up the ramp, and uses the lean function to dump an unconscious Triple H off the forklift, off the stage and into a pile of conveniently-placed tables.
David Arquette comes out and Steph does the overly-***ualised "I'm with him now" kiss thing as
That month's PPV main event, you ask?
David Arquette (w/ Stephanie McMahon) vs. Triple H (w/ Vince McMahon) vs. Randy Savage (w/ Linda McMahon) vs. Big Show (w/ Shane McMahon)...inside the Elimination Chamber (the timed entries are for each wrestler's chosen weapon. Trips picks his sledgehammer, Savage opts for a ladder, Big Show a steel chair, and Arquette picks a Goldberg).
Mick Foley as the special guest referee because he always seems to be in these things, Pat Patterson on commentary, and the corpse of Vince Sr. as special guest timekeeper because nobody gives a **** about timekeeping anyway.
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Spikey
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looking at the card for tonight, and I'm optimistic this could actually be fun. Some stuff that should be cool like Neville-Barrett and the two falls out of three tag team match. Plus I think Seth could lose. He probably won't, but the Kane stipulation has actually added some intrigue! for me anyway.
also,
Rusev @RusevBUL · May 16
Big thanks to the Americans at #WWEStateCollege for stealing my star of the Russian federation. Hope eBay is gud to you.
Rusev @RusevBUL · May 16
Here is your winner. A #RealAmerican who is not scared to show his true colors and profession. #thief #RealAmerican
also,
Rusev @RusevBUL · May 16
Big thanks to the Americans at #WWEStateCollege for stealing my star of the Russian federation. Hope eBay is gud to you.
Rusev @RusevBUL · May 16
Here is your winner. A #RealAmerican who is not scared to show his true colors and profession. #thief #RealAmerican
Spikey
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Rollins loses, Kane loses his job. You figure Kane is gonna lose the job and feud with Rollins some time soon anyway, and while it'd be big to take the title off Rollins and give it to Ambrose (who I think will be the winner of the 4-way if it's not Rollins), I think it could happen.
Spikey
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WWE Champion Dean Ambrose to lose the title at Summerslam to ****ing Ryback or something
Kane comes out and hands in his resignation by choke slamming Seth through the table or something is probably how part of that would go if it happened. Seth wins money in the bank again thanks to J&J security. Reigns keeps on losing.
Kane comes out and hands in his resignation by choke slamming Seth through the table or something is probably how part of that would go if it happened. Seth wins money in the bank again thanks to J&J security. Reigns keeps on losing.
