*Official* Pakistan v Australia in UAE 2014

[Burgey]

This poor **** who got hit looks like my accountant.

 

[uvelocity]

This poor **** who got hit looks like my accountant.

lawyers: the only ones who make accountants bleed

 

[morgieb]

im worried this is going to be one of those classic subcontinent matches where the pitch looks flat as but we still get bowled out for like 200

Yeah same.

One saving grace is that the Pakistani attack looks rather toothless.

 

[Burgey]

I think Rameez Raja is the only person on the planet who thinks Nathan Lyon is Australia's trump card in an attack which contains Mitchell Johnson.

 

[duffer]

I'm not funny ****, just here to troll, at least I'm open about it ****

Dude, you're not meant to tell people you're trolling.

This poor **** who got hit looks like my accountant.

Heh.

 

[Spikey]

sharp keeping by rad haddin

 

[Spark]

well that was worthwhile

 

[Howe_zat]

hat trick?

 

[dermo]

gravey's tonning up here, I can feel it

 

[The_Bunny]

If I was a Pakistani fan I would be very disapointed with the tail giving such easy wickets at the end, but great batting By Younis and Sarafraz.
Also quality bowling from Mitch once again, even as a Johnson fan from the start I never expected him to be as consistent as he is atm.
Thought he would always be hot and cold

 

[Burgey]

Mark Waugh no doubt advocating strongly for the inclusion of Dermo Abbott for the second test.

 

[Dan]

Ryan Carters ‏@Ryan_Carters
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oh my god ryan

English is too much of a proletarian language for USYD students. Especially those in the Economics faculty.

 

[Spikey]

Mark Waugh no doubt advocating strongly for the inclusion of Dermo Abbott for the second test.

Should bring Sandhu with him. His off-cutters better than this off-spin imo

 

[Howe_zat]

he looks like he's just emerged from the earth

 

[Furball]

Howe, are you watching this, and if so, are you doing so legally?

 

[GotSpin]

This is horrible watching on 10 sports. Have ads being played during the deliveries...

 

[GotSpin]

Anyone watching another way...

 

[Spark]

Rogers seems to have brought a toothpick instead of a bat

 

[Agent Nationaux]

This Khan looks like Gul.

Bad idea.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Haha this commentary is terrible.