*Official* Pakistan in Australia

[Uppercut]

Thought that was miles too high on first viewing.

 

[James90]

Nananananananana Katman!

 

[Top_Cat]

Again, Watson sitting on his handle. Get the legs moving, ya big lug.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Haha T_C, buy a new ****ing record already. I hear the Beatles are popular with the whipper snappers.

When Watto gets out for 95 I'm gonna lose my stack.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

If he can't hit a ton when he's allowed to hit the ball in the air to fielders he should quit cricket IMO.

Yeah, all good cricketers make chanceless hundreds. The rest aren't good enough.

 

[stephen]

Yeah, all good cricketers make chanceless hundreds. The rest aren't good enough.

In Watto's case 96 is good enough.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Most of the planet would kill for a test 96 tbf

 

[silentstriker]

Watto to break ankle on 99.

 

[James90]

Hamstring IMO.

 

[Top_Cat]

Most of the planet would kill for a test 96 tbf

Would kill for a Test 9.6.

 

[Top_Cat]

Haha T_C, buy a new ****ing record already. I hear the Beatles are popular with the whipper snappers.

At least I don't give him **** for injuries or being a girly man (any more). Unlike SOME.

^^^^

The slow running thing is new, get off my back and back onto Watto's.

Haha, love Ritchie giving **** to Watto for not picking the Doosra.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Watson due to give a chance within the next 10 runs. To his advantage though it's a long shot to be taken. Unless it's bowled or LBW of course. Don't think a combination of the nervous 90's and Ajmal will be good for him.

 

[Top_Cat]

Any thoughts on Watto's celebration when he gets his ton? Will dry hump his own shadow, tbh.

Then dislocate his hip.

 

[Howsie]

Oh yes, he'll get out to a part-time leggie in the 90's, perfect

 

[Son Of Coco]

Any thoughts on Watto's celebration when he gets his ton? Will dry hump his own shadow, tbh.

Then dislocate his hip.

I'd say there'll be tears squirting out of the grill of his helmet before he manages to take it off and he might scream, jump up and down and then pass out. Like a girl in the front row of a Michael Jackson concert.

Hope he makes it this time though, he deserves to get there. I'll probably have a quiet chuckle if he manages to get out before his 100 again however.

Edit: This 'part-time' leggie is interesting too! As they were saying in the commentary box, his action is quite similar to Warney's. Not bad at all. Watson to go first over after tea...

 

[Burgey]

Watto gotta be 7-2 on to gas up after the break here.

 

[silentstriker]

No commentator in cricket seems to understand the concept of 'not enough evidence to overturn a decision'. It makes no sense. Sky just called it an 'anomaly' in the system.

It's simple: there is a built in margin of error in the technology. Therefore, if the technology shows (for example) less than half of a ball hitting the stumps, it is ambiguous and so the benefit of the doubt goes to the umpire's call. Not a single commentator has explained it this way - mainly because they do not understand it.

Time to spam Sky again .

 

[silentstriker]

Lol

hahahahaha

 

[roseboy64]

 

[stephen]

Hahaha I didn't even expect this at all. Run out in the 90s.