***Official*** Pakistan in Australia 2016/17

[NotMcKenzie]

Only taking 100% of their catches so far

Well, might have simply been a case of Mitchell Starc

 

[adub]

There are better shots to get off the mark...

Actually I'm not sure there are.

 

[Shady Slim]

c'mon haze i needed azhar to do well

 

[Starfighter]

Despite generally otherwise sucking Pakistan have had the better luck with edges going past, over or falling short of fielders this tour.

 

[Shady Slim]

ah so the david warner test match on roads experience

 

[Starfighter]

Starc bowling trash again.

 

[Shady Slim]

hazledross wtf

it's ok though we know he'll come back and finish with 2/35 (10)

 

[Shady Slim]

now that maxy has clearly shown he's a better batsman than head, hopefully he gets to clearly show he's a better bowler than head tonight as well

 

[Starfighter]

Aaaand Smith's boy gets the wicket with some typical dross.

 

[Shady Slim]

tbh with that field, head bowling from around the wicket, shady slim the armchair expert is suggesting you can probably do nothing but sweep him and get at least five an over

 

[stephen]

Sharjeel. Can bat.

 

[Starfighter]

**** yeah!

 

[stephen]

And that's game.

 

[NotMcKenzie]

Sharjeel. Now out.

 

[Shady Slim]

now azhar told the one-day men
you've got to let those catches drop
the aussies at the scg
are aiming for the top
warner drove a left-arm hack
he went a cruisin down the pitch
the usman was a standin'
going off without a hitch

(chorus)
the sharjeel don't like it
rock australia
rock australia
the sharjeel don't like it
rock australia
rock australia

by order of mickey arthur
we ban that strike rotation
degenerate australia
with all that crazy left arm pacin
oh but the glenn maxwell he brought out
the paddle and the sweep
the captain of the aussies
would make the oppo weep
as soon as the pull shot
was misfielded by square
pakistan began to wail

(chorus)

now over at the o'reilly stand
oh yeah they really pack em in
T20 fans say it's cool
to dig this maxi reverse sweep thing
but as the momentum changed direction
hasan ali took five
pakistan caught a whiff
zampa bowled a leg side wide

(chorus)

big boof called up his fast bowlers
he said you better earn your pay
don't drop any short stuff
down pakistan's way
as soon as the sharjeel
strutted to the square
australia's quicks went
back to a faulty short ball plan
as soon as the sharjeel
was getting in their hair
they began to fail

(chorus)

rock australia by the fourth australia v pakistan odi clash

 

[Starfighter]

Zampa once again showing that by bowling slowly the batsmen can hit you catches.

 

[vcs]

Pakistan can win this TBH. But then again, it's Pakistan in a chase.

 

[Shady Slim]

sweepstake for the score when they start collapsing?

4/207 (32)

 

[Burgey]

Jeez it's good when a bloke just goes coco bananas like Sarjeel just did.

 

[Shady Slim]

i'd make a crude joke about waqar younis desiring big bananas except he's such a quality commentator it'd be unjust