*Official* Opening Match- England v New Zealand- October 5th, Ahmedabad

[RossTaylorsBox]

Santa loves his gifts

Hmmmm I'd talk to your parents if you think Santa is the one who receives the gifts.

 

[Fuller Pilch]

So who next?

Neesham and Mitchell will bowl a lot at the death. A bit of Rachin or Phillips perhaps?

 

[straw man]

Reckon I would go Mitchell to bowl next

 

[thierry henry]

That Bairstow shot came perfectly out of the middle. Where was he trying to hit it?

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Thatd have been 6 at old trafford

12 at Pukekura Park.

 

[Athlai]

Hmmmm I'd talk to your parents if you think Santa is the one who receives the gifts.

Every good giver knows how to take it too.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

That Bairstow shot came perfectly out of the middle. Where was he trying to hit it?

NMS too big my friend

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Reckon I would go Mitchell to bowl next

Might be handy on this pitch. Would probably frustrate the English sloggers.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Every good giver knows how to take it too.

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[The Hutt Rec]

12 at Pukekura Park.

Would have knocked the petrol pump out of your hand at Eden Park outer oval.

 

[straw man]

We've gone in with three bowlers and a full five part-timers, so just give all of them four overs each pls, kiwi cricket style

 

[Athlai]

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You're not the only one that loves a double entendre

 

[AndyZaltzHair]

Get in Rachin to bowl now.

England should be looking towards 275 here. Its not 350 pitch

 

[Athlai]

Best limited overs spinner in the world

F i g h t m e

 

[thierry henry]

NMS too big my friend

Like because you accidentally referred to me as your friend

 

[thierry henry]

Oh boy it’s Neesham

 

[Athlai]

Like because you accidentally referred to me as your friend

It's the world cup, we're all united against the dreaded treacherous boundary counting English mate

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Where is the crowd?

Thought Indians loved cricket? Clearly not. Pathetic.

Solid if unspectacular start by us.

 

[straw man]

Best limited overs spinner in the world

F i g h t m e

I know you're a Southee fan but this is too far imo

 

[Adorable Asshole]

Where is the crowd?

Thought Indians loved cricket? Clearly not. Pathetic.

Solid if unspectacular start by us.

You are NZer?