*Official* New Zealand v India T20s & ODIs

[Prince EWS]

Iyer getting massively lucky against short balls, ugh

It could be worse - at least he's not sc00ping them or kicking people in the head.

 

[Daemon]

Iyer getting massively lucky against short balls, ugh

Yeah England in WC knockouts level of luck here

 

[thierry henry]

It could be worse - at least he's not sc00ping them or kicking people in the head.

Or dismembering them in his apartment. But let’s raise our standards yeah?

 

[Daemon]

Yeah England in WC knockouts level of luck here

Still several levels of luck below Henry Nicholls tho

 

[Prince EWS]

Or dismembering them in his apartment.

Maybe later.

 

[Prince EWS]

Still several levels of luck below Henry Nicholls tho

Yeah I'm not sure if there's a God, but if there is he definitely loves Henry Nicholls and Marnus Labuschagne.

 

[Daemon]

god I hate tuktuk can someone please get going

 

[thierry henry]

Yeah I'm not sure if there's a God, but if there is he definitely loves Henry Nicholls and Marnus Labuschagne.

How have you not said B*n S****s here

 

[thierry henry]

god I hate tuktuk can someone please get going

Wait I’m a little out of the loop but is Daemon an idiot?

 

[Prince EWS]

How have you not said B*n S****s here

He has no friends in Heaven.

 

[Prince EWS]

Wait I’m a little out of the loop but is Daemon an idiot?

Do we really need Daemon?

 

[Daemon]

Dealt with that short one pretty nicely

 

[Moss]

Wow NZ decided to go with Santner at 7 in an ODI? Hmm.

 

[Prince EWS]

Henry's gonna bowl the last over here.

Over/under?

 

[straw man]

Was expecting Henry's beautiful figures of 8 overs for 23 to get wrecked in his final 2, but 8 runs off that was a good result.

Milne wicket meme ruined, ODI average of 40 avoided for now.

 

[thierry henry]

I’m like 30 metres from SKY and Chahal’s wive’s. The latter is bad as **** and the former is a Taniwha. God is good.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Seeing a slogger nick off like that was worth the price of admission

I'd be scared to type this sentence while drunk

 

[Prince EWS]

I'd be scared to type this sentence while drunk

Filter would've caught it anyway tbf.

 

[thierry henry]

I'd be scared to type this sentence while drunk

I could’ve accidentally said that a nogger slicked off

 

[Prince EWS]

I could’ve accidentally said that a nogger slicked off

Well I'd definitely be scared to type this sentence while drunk . I assume you triple checked it before pressing post.