*Official* New Zealand in Zimbabwe

[Nigel Benjamin]

Can't bat, can't bowl, can't field, can't do anything.
FACT: best way to get an easy win, send Zim in to bat.

 

[Hurricane]

I saw him bowl against Windies - at Queenstown. Windies were scoring freely against our other bowlers incuding Mark Gillespie - and couldn't touch Oram.

I was surprised, live, how much bounce he gets.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Rahr rahr ah ah ah, Gaga oo-la-la.

 

[Flem274*]

Feeding Taylor pies is the last thing we should be doing.

 

[BeeGee]

Taylor showing the way, again, for Zimbabwe.

 

[Hurricane]

Even though we are calling Zimbos a minnow if they can get to 200 that is two respectable scores in a row. Far better than Bangers were 3 or 4 years ago.

 

[Nigel Benjamin]

Half century for BT!

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Here's Kane to pitch-I mean bowl his off-breaks.

 

[Hurricane]

Guptil bowling>Kane bowling

 

[Scaly piscine]

Hmm Cricinfo have Meth's playing role as 'batsman' - maybe that's why it took a while for him to get picked.

 

[Nigel Benjamin]

Hmm Cricinfo have Meth's playing role as 'batsman' - maybe that's why it took a while for him to get picked.

They got it wrong, he's a bowler who can bat a bit, and I really mean a bit.
I guess he's been excluded because he's not express pace, but then Chickenboora playing in the allrounder's slot isn't either and to top it up poor Elton can't hold a bat these days.

 

[Hurricane]

Mckay is our bowling minnow crusher.

 

[SteveNZ]

Guptil bowling>Kane bowling

Honestly, no..Guppy is an awful option.

 

[Scaly piscine]

They got it wrong, he's a bowler who can bat a bit, and I really mean a bit.
I guess he's been excluded because he's not express pace, but then Chickenboora playing in the allrounder's slot isn't either and to top it up poor Elton can't hold a bat these days.

Yea it seems to be like Mpofu is holding Zimbabwe back a bit too. He seems to be a fixture in the side but never actually does anything, you know what you'll get and it's consistent sub-mediocrity without being total garbage.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Imagine if he fell in love with a girl called Crystal........

 

[Athlai]

Imagine if he fell in love with a girl called Crystal........

 

[Nigel Benjamin]

Imagine if he fell in love with a girl called Crystal........

...and married her...

 

[Howe_zat]

Oh good, are we meth-punning over here?

I'm surprised the Zimbabweans can still go on tour. Imagine how difficult it is to get 80kg of Meth through customs.

 

[Howe_zat]

In other news, Brendon Taylor's too good for this.

 

[_Ed_]

Another fantastic innings.